Kook-Hand Luke Synthwalker

If I cause collateral damage with my sarcasm, then I remind you please don’t take the internet too seriously. I prefer to avoid petty squabbles on the Rocketman app in my maturing years. Either laugh or just scroll past.

@Nostalgia_REBH I could never save Kendo. He had too close of an eye on things, and it cost him everything.

𝙸'𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚍 𝚜𝚘 𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚛, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝚗𝚘 𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝. #𝚁𝙴𝙱𝙷𝙵𝚞𝚗

@GOGcom I find the tank controls of the older games to be easier than the controls of today, because companies are so involved in “immersion” and “realism”. Realistically, people are clumsy. I just want my character to be responsive.

While it’s quite a controversial topic, we believe that tank controls add to the intensity of the gameplay experience that defines the whole Resident Evil series. We specifically kept them when reviving the original RE trilogy on our platform and adding it to the GOG Preservation Program, as we see them as part of the original experience and a necessary “friction” that ultimately adds to the masterpiece status of these classic titles. And what’s your take? ;)

@badbake_offgrid @beinlibertarian Not that I disagree with your resentment toward them, but you missed out on a potential 15 month deployment in the sand all credit to George, our president at the time. You kinda dodged a bullet (probably a lot of bullets).

@beinlibertarian They already told me I was medically disqualified back in 07 when I actually tried to join so they can F off.

It’s fine

@RealGameVault Love at first sight when I played Ignatio in the Jampack demo. Then I ended up preferring Nadia because of her agility and speed. Not an easy game to get back into after Bloodborne, I’ll admit.

Nightmare Creatures (1997)

X gave me access to thumbs down posts. Who do I start with? But also, is it worth it? Probably not.

@Nostalgia_REBH Hey! We don’t think we’re better than others. We know we’re better than others, and making them cringe is a bonus! 😉

Just say that you're terrible at it

Your 2026 main event Wrestlemania storyline: Punk: "don't call me old!" Roman: "don't talk crap about my Just For Men." WWE: "we have to discount our tickets because no one's spending $10K to use their binoculars."

@CigsMake We used to be a proper country.

The most radicalizing videos on the internet are from about 40 years ago when malls were packed

@Nostalgia_REBH I don’t know why I can’t quite put my finger on it, but I get the feeling you like Resident Evil or something. I can’t prove it yet, but I’m working on my case.

The games that I have on my PS5 #REBHFun

@derekbwriting @Nerdrotics I feel bad for that one guy in the modern audience. If only he knew quality.

@Nerdrotics Something tells me the "modern audience" doesn't share in our joy...

Starfleet Academy is cancelled, you're welcome from all of us.

@Nostalgia_REBH @pasxalkk I didn’t need a remake of 2 or 4 either, so even more of a reason to dislike 7 for me personally.

@pasxalkk I wish 7 and 8 fans would stop forcing me to like it. Not everyone has to like every RE games

you wouldnt have the other 3 if resident evil 7 wouldnt exist

@ThatEricAlper The civilized time:

An ancient artifact from a more civilized time.

@MrPopOfficial I’m not an expert on female led sitcom history, but didn’t I Love Lucy, Life with Elizabeth and the Mary Tyler Moore Show have Clarissa Explains It All beat in terms of female led sitcoms by a few decades?

35 years ago today ‘Clarissa Explains It All’ debuted on Nickelodeon. The show stars Melissa Joan Hart and was the first Nickelodeon show to have a female lead, paving the way for future female led shows.

@EmilySm43 Then define normal.

Be honest

@paleochristcon Could always switch to cigars.

Fans and haters both give different motivations for why I smoke but agree it's totally justified.

@gonefishin1948 I might have a heroic reason to move to Spain. I’d love to get thrown in prison for my faith.

The Spanish have gone so "Woke" that they will throw away all of their history for something that's curreltly popular with ignorant people.

@ConsoomerLs I applied for an entry level position with 6 years of experience once and lost to someone with more experience, according to HR.

Most job openings listed as "entry level" aren't actually entry level.

I have a complicated relationship with AI. There are (some) things I enjoy using it for while there are other things I don't think anyone was really asking for (at least not in its current state).

@gonefishin1948 Dang it, I don’t have Facebook!

Trump reminds the Japanese about surprises. facebook.com/reel/133350200…

@trikcode Or it’s somebody already in the company.

The hiring process in tech is completely broken. - Round 1: Recruiter screens you for 15 minutes. - Round 2: Technical phone screen. - Round 3: Take-home project. "Should only take 4-6 hours." Takes 20. - Round 4: On-site. 5 back-to-back interviews. - Round 5: "Culture fit" chat with the founder. - Round 6: Reference checks. - Round 7: Waiting. Silence. Ghosted. Meanwhile the guy who got hired knew someone on the team. 6 rounds of interviews defeated by one LinkedIn connection.