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Minimum price of any token = $0 Minimum market cap of any project = $0 Not $100M. Not $50M. Not $10M. Zero. When some broke 19 y/o degen tweets “this project is cheap, cap is only $100M”, I just wanna reply: “Bro… do you even understand what $100 million is? $10 million lets the CEO buy a mansion, pay off his parents’ mortgage and set his family up for life after one unlock & dump on suckers like you. Meanwhile you’re still rocking the same holey sneakers and buying shitcoins at 0.0001 hoping for moon.” It’s a game. But in this game someone walks away rich and someone walks away broke and broken. Stay grounded. Protect your money. Protect yourself. #Crypto #Shitcoins #DYOR #CryptoCrash

@etherealdex @doodleresearch @0xAfif Ethereal DEX team, 11+ years futures/options experience (IBKR/Saxo). Perp DEXes are multiplying fast. To win long-term - aim for super-hub status: 1. Prediction markets 2. Ag perps (soy, wheat, corn) + VIX futures 3. Options

Intern Notes from @doodleresearch: Ethereal AMA with @0xAfif - Prediction markets coming, alpha testers get first access - Unified product design: deposit once, access everything (perps, spot, money market, vaults, prediction market) - Permissionless markets on the way Recap👇

@OstiumLabs Ostium Labs - suggestion from a trader with 11 years on IBKR & Saxo. Competition is fierce. Become the ultimate DEX super-hub: 1. Prediction markets 2. Real futures (soy/wheat/corn, VIX) 3. Options

Fed held rates at 3.5-3.75%. One cut this year, one next. Core PCE forecast raised to 2.7%. Here's how Ostium traders are positioned, and how the market responded.

@HyperliquidX Hyperliquid team, 11-year futures veteran (IBKR/Saxo). Perp DEX space is exploding - to dominate, go super-hub: 1. Add prediction markets 2. Traditional futures (soy, wheat, corn, VIX volatility index) 3. Options

Over the past 2 weeks, RWA trading on Hyperliquid has repeatedly broken records, surpassing $1.3B in open interest and $1.4B in weekend volume. When traditional markets are closed, Hyperliquid is the premier venue for 24/7 price discovery on oil, metals, indices, and other essential assets. This is an important step towards housing all of finance.

@GMX_IO @synthesis_md GMX crew, long-time trader (2015–). Competition in perp DEX is brutal and getting worse. My take: evolve into a full super-hub: 1. Prediction markets 2. Ag commodity perps (soy/wheat/corn) + VIX futures 3. Options

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@aevoxyz Aevo team, 11+ years in futures & options (IBKR/Saxo). The perp DEX race is on. Suggestion: build the all-in-one super-hub: 1. Prediction markets 2. Classic futures (soy, wheat, corn, VIX) 3. Options

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@DriftProtocol @tracybbd @IOV_OWL @Genfinity @solana Drift folks, veteran futures trader (IBKR/Saxo since 2015). Perp DEXes are multiplying - to win, aim for super-hub status: 1. Integrate prediction markets 2. Ag perps (soy/wheat/corn) + VIX volatility futures 3. Options

🎙️New Podcast Alert: Listen to @tracybbd and @IOV_OWL on @Genfinity podcast as she expands on Drift’s journey on @solana so far and the mission forward.

@SynFuturesDefi SynFutures team, 11-year derivatives trader here. Competition is only going to intensify. Consider becoming the ultimate DEX super-hub: 1. Add prediction markets 2. Traditional futures (soy, wheat, corn, VIX) 3. Options

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@LogX_trade LogX crew, long-time futures trader (2015– IBKR/Saxo). Perp DEX space is getting crowded. Suggestion: evolve into an all-in-one super-hub: 1. Prediction markets 2. Ag commodity perps (soy/wheat/corn) + VIX futures 3. Options

@muxprotocol Hey Mux team, 11+ years trading futures on IBKR & Saxo here. Competition in perp DEX is heating up fast. To stay ahead - go full super-hub mode: 1. Add prediction markets 2. Real traditional futures (soy, wheat, corn, VIX volatility index) 3. Options

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@Davincij15 @grok Bitcoin will be either $1,000,000 or worthless - I’m all-in on that view. Near-term risk: escalation in Iran + long-term Hormuz blockade → $60k (and possibly sub-$60k) is on the table.

Hey @grok, edit this image to what #Bitcoin price will be in the next 5 years.

@Jascryptotrades Long-term: Bitcoin hits $1M or crashes to zero. I see no other path. Short-term: escalation in Iran + Hormuz Strait closure dragging on → $60k BTC is the next stop.

$BTC to $73k before $65k, Expecting a short term pump on 4hr tf for #Bitcoin before going deeper.

@fexir1 BTC is going to $1,000,000… or straight to zero. That’s it. But if escalation in Iran continues and Hormuz remains blocked long-term, $60k is coming fast - maybe even lower.

#Bitcoin just dropped below $69,000 and is now down 8% over the last two days. You are welcome bros

@maxpain_crypto Final outcome: $1M per BTC or $0 - no middle ground. Short-term reality: escalation in Iran + prolonged Hormuz closure = $60k Bitcoin (or lower) very soon.

In case you are lost. #Bitcoin

@CryptoXLARG One day BTC is either a million bucks or literally zero. Right now though? Escalation in Iran + Hormuz blockade persisting = $60k and below in no time.

#Bitcoin and #Ethereum committed suicide. I'm calling this formation Bloody Waterfall. Making money in this market has become impossible; good luck to those who survive.

@CastilloTrading Bitcoin’s destiny is $1,000,000 or bust - I’m convinced. But in the short term, escalation in Iran + Hormuz Strait shut down long-term could easily push it under $60k.

Just my thoughts on $BTC and $ETH going forward and how I am looking to trade them. We weren't longing into Premium prices of our range, but now that we dropped back into Discounted prices I am a lot more interested in being back to building longs. #Bitcoin #Ethereum

@Maxi_Dec2020 Extreme take: BTC ends at $1M or zero. Nothing else makes sense. Near-term: escalation in Iran + prolonged closure of Hormuz Strait = $60k is the floor we’ll test soon.

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@amonyx Long run: Bitcoin is either $1,000,000 or worthless. I truly believe that. Short run: escalation in Iran + Hormuz blockade dragging on → BTC drops to $60k and possibly lower very quickly.

🚨 BREAKING: 🇺🇸 $1.9 trillion Morgan Stanley files for spot #Bitcoin ETF.

@cryptofergani Truth: BTC is going to $1M… or literally $0. No in-between. But right now, escalation in Iran (especially if Hormuz stays blocked long-term) = $60k or below incoming fast.

#BITCOIN WILL NEVER TRADE BELOW $70,000 AGAIN MARK MY WORDS YOU WILL REGRET NOT FOLLOWING ME

@MrBigDott Bitcoin will either hit $1,000,000 or go to zero - that's the long-term reality. Short-term though? Escalation in Iran + prolonged Hormuz Strait closure = $60k and lower very easily.

🚨 STOP AND SEE THIS CHART PROPERLY !! Pattern nailed it, bought #Bitcoin at 2019/2022 bottoms Dec 2017 ATH→ 395 days→ Jan 2019 Bottom. Nov 2021 ATH→ 395 days→ Dec 2022 Bottom. Oct 2025 ATH→ 395 days→ Nov 2026 Bottom. Bottom timing clear, turn notifs on, i’ll update !!

Top 5 Oil Crises in Modern History 5th place - Iran-Iraq War 1980–1981 3.7–4.1 million bpd lost (5.7–6.3% of global supply at the time). 4th place - Gulf War 1990–1991 4.3–4.6 million bpd lost (6.5–6.9% of global supply). 3rd place - Arab Oil Embargo 1973–1974 4.3–5 million bpd lost (7.5–8.6% of global supply). 2nd place - Iranian Revolution 1979–1980 4.8–5.6 million bpd lost (7–8.5% of global supply). 1st place - Iran Crisis 2026 — the biggest ever (8–12 million bpd lost, ~8–12% of global supply). I already talked about this on this channel - just want to emphasize it again! If escalation drags on - the impact will be catastrophic!!! The market is completely ignoring it. Consequences: • Inflation Shock Energy + logistics + fertilizer costs explode → cost-push inflation across the board. Non-food goods (plastics, chemicals, manufacturing) become dramatically more expensive. Food prices surge next (wheat, soy, corn, meat - everything tied to energy/fertilizer). Central banks will be forced to choose: tolerate higher inflation or hike rates into a slowing economy. Either way - pain. • Food Crisis Fertilizer prices (natural gas based) already spiking. Global grain/agro output drops → shortages in developing nations first, then price shocks everywhere. Export restrictions from panic-hit countries → global supply crunch. 2022 food crisis × 3–5 in severity. • Migration Shock Food + fuel poverty in Middle East / South Asia → mass internal displacement, then cross-border waves. Europe already strained - another 2026–2027 migration surge is almost guaranteed. Political backlash in EU/US will intensify. • Political Crisis The current US administration is already fracturing. National Counterterrorism Center Director Joe Kent (@joekent16jan19) just resigned - the first major official publicly distancing himself from this toxic escalation. More senior figures are preparing to jump ship as the blame game intensifies. Internal divisions are widening fast between hawks and those who see the political suicide ahead. • Electoral Problems (for Republicans) Many opponents of the current administration will work hard to convince voters that Republicans are to blame for all the disasters: the energy shock, skyrocketing gasoline and food prices, the migration wave, and the sense of endless war. Historical parallel: after 9/11, when George W. Bush launched the Iraq War, Republicans lost several consecutive presidential elections (2008 and 2012), largely because the public associated the party with prolonged military quagmires, economic pain and rising casualties. The same narrative is already forming: “Republicans dragged us into another forever war → now we pay at the pump and the grocery store.” Midterms 2026 could become extremely toxic for the GOP if this framing sticks - and it’s already starting to stick. • Economic Crisis Energy-intensive industries (chemicals, steel, cement, shipping) slow or shut down entirely. Consumer spending collapses under inflation + uncertainty. Global growth stalls → emerging markets hit hardest (currency crises, debt defaults). To balance budgets, Gulf states (Saudi Arabia, UAE, Kuwait, Qatar, etc.) are reportedly already slashing investment programs: cutting back or canceling purchases of civilian aircraft (Boeing and Airbus deals delayed or scaled back), and slowing or pausing construction of data centers, AI facilities, and other tech mega-projects. • Financial Markets Take a Massive Hit Risk-off across equities, bonds sell off on inflation fears, dollar volatile. Crypto enters full risk-off until clarity appears. This isn’t “transitory.” This is a multi-year structural shock the market is sleepwalking into. P.S.: DYOR - Do Your Own Research. This is not financial advice. #EnergyCrisis #OilShock #Inflation #FinancialCrisis #EconomicCrisis