webblt ;💋

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webblt ;💋

@webbbblt

Look out honey cause im using technology

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webblt ;💋@webbbblt·11 Haz

My new workout routine is split into predator and prey days on prey days I practice cowering in fear , scram drills, skittering/scattering, and ducking to avoid glass bottles being thrown at me and on predator days I practice chasing, prowling etc

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webblt ;💋@webbbblt·1d

Im making steak au poivre ur making fake au pauvre 💯

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webblt ;💋@webbbblt·18 Mar

Taking adderall to text my grandma

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webblt ;💋@webbbblt·13 Mar

Ate the ripe plum I was carrying around in my left jacket pocket all day after film club and it was really sweet and succulent #W

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webblt ;💋@webbbblt·12 Mar

Tweets and instagram posts should be permanent and undeletable as they are in the eyes of history

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webblt ;💋@webbbblt·9 Mar

Type of shit i was posting on my main instagram in 8th grade.. listening to la dispute waiting for the school bus like nobody will ever fucking get me 🥀

☆@xxlethalzxx

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webblt ;💋@webbbblt·8 Mar

Womens history month… more like women’s mystery month 😂 I will never understand those creatures 😂😂😂

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webblt ;💋@webbbblt·7 Mar

When i wear my sweatpants from high school that say OBJECTION across the ass to the deli its an urban leftist subversion of this tho 💯

fangmeli@pangmeli

I think suburban life produces an expansive sense of what "home" is – the house is home, but the SUV is also home, and the big box store is also home. a continuous chain of contained, privatized experiences, like never leaving the womb. why not wear pajamas

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webblt ;💋@webbbblt·7 Mar

@razimatei Aww

european cabbage butterfly@razimatei·5 Mar

birthday party at the plaza, nybg orchid show, and winning an espresso martini competition hosted by nigel barker. raz stock up in Q1 2026

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webblt ;💋@webbbblt·4 Şub

I am proud to announce that following my fateful doctors appointment this afternoon I am completely natty and no longer roided

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webblt ;💋@webbbblt·29 Oca

The smart television. The smart phone. The poison dart frogs of the technological world. The box tv. The jitterbug. The benign mutant tree frogs of screenland. The record. The radio. The songbirds of the urban landscape. The Walkman: the tadpole of the poison smart frog

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webblt ;💋@webbbblt·29 Oca

If ur man gets his hair cut at sports clips He’s cheating on you

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webblt ;💋@webbbblt·29 Oca

In the cosmopolitan fantasy white picket is wrought iron and golden retrievers are greyhounds 💯😳

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webblt ;💋@webbbblt·27 Ara

Eminem signed NAFTA to destroy Detroit

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webblt ;💋@webbbblt·9 Ara

Cinnamon heart cinnamon heart cinnamon heart cinnamon heart cinnamon heart flying like a dart oh cinnamon heart

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webblt ;💋@webbbblt·5 Ara

This is the plot of Sonny Boy

hb@h3xenbrenner2

Hey babe. I’m back from my trip. Turns out the people who experimented on me as a child and turned me into the perfect killing machine are actually pretty cool. No bloody vengeance necessary

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webblt ;💋@webbbblt·1 Ara

Why would I use social media when I ran into two separate people I know at the Newark Liberty airport this shining golden morning

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webblt ;💋@webbbblt·1 Ara

Happy motor skills Monday, how r u maintaining yours? Personally I had a focus on fine motor skills very early this morning and separated hundreds of ~1 mm glass seed beads by color from a mixed container for four hours. My fingers ache, the telltale sign of motor refinement 😁💗

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webblt ;💋@webbbblt·24 Kas

I love thanksgiving bc it’s a competition to see who from my extended family can act the most undiagnosed

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webblt ;💋@webbbblt·14 Kas

If you grow out your bangs past your lashes, ignore the phone in ur pocket, and listen 2 Les McCann loud enough, it really can be 1973 again

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