Small talk machine

Tuzo baapui konn? Konkani hits differently

I have textual fatigue. Is that even a thing?

I am very toxic to my AI agents.

Cliff Richard was born in Lucknow.

los elefantes solo tienen 1 chiste

I am so triggered by this

Me, abroad, choosing an Indian restaurant, after going through 50 options. Hard relate.

Caressing a polyethylene bag near an ultra-sensitive mic and saying, “पिशवी” - Marathi ASMR.

Koi mil gaya. Mera fin gaya

I’m not going to lie. I’ve been religiously going to the gym these past seven months for one reason, which was graciously fulfilled on the weekend when someone asked me, “Do you work out?” And I said, “No. I work from home.”

Laughs in Spanish

And baby, baba suits - if Fashion Street was an ad agency

Sydney Sweeney Has Great Jeans Pants

@schmmuck I pronounce Baltimore as a Marathi kaka. Balti More(y)

I still have to consciously tell myself not to pronounce Maryland as Mary-Land.

I honestly don't get the hype and the R&B-infused flavor. Also, the overproduction, and that attire/costume doesn't go with the sound at all. I came in expecting face-melting riffs and not I'm so sad, put your arms around me lyrics.

Ok. I can't listen to Sleep Token. There. I said it.

Indian Railways please change the colour of blanket plz bhai 🙏

Ozempic is just how a mallu guy compliments your picture.

Deactivated Instagram because 7/10 ‘Stories’ looked like <stoic AI voice> POV - Being introduced to your relatives uninvited relatives and friends at your wedding reception. Iykyk.

I've outgrown my friends but not their clothes.