cody wright

@DoorDash just robbed me of $30 and im mad as hell and im not gunna take it! My door is white sooooooooooo

Once the Stanley Cup is full it will be the end of times

Bunch of crazy bird activity today. Saw two geese square up over some eggs then a black bird attacking a red tail hawk then a duck did a peekaboo on me and scared the shit outta me

Back in thi mofukking bunk bed and its nice

EXPERIMENT : i at 6 deviled eggs at 3:13am the past three nights while locked in the bathroom looking into the mirror with the lights off. RESULTS: Rhianna with a tiny Katt Williams on her shoulder appeared and asked if i wanted to join the illuminati. Big things coming soon!

Got bit by a dog so i stole all of its hair

Careful this is hot

Absolute mayhem this week on The Mountain

Anyone with a pet snake that want me to teach it how to skateboard offering 20% discount for the first week of lessons.

@fakehockeyteam Squirtel sax song

do the flyers have a win song

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Religious whirl pools with bo water make me believe in god. Not theres but a god

R.kelly=stephen hawking.. think about it

@AB84 might be getting hit with “them”. And let’s really consider what im saying here. Deleting twitter in the morning

@Naim__Ali Yoga

What we doing on January 6th?

Flyers 👀

Just fell up the stairs and broke my hip and arm. Go birds and go to the hospital

Flyers 👀

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