Zander “zan man” Johnson

@lilylangludes Expand but shrink dat in front of the AD palace

Thoughts on “sack” #shrink or #expand

@TheMasuka1 Sounds good

@zanjohnn I’ve had both and I can confidently say make the switch

126 follower shoe rotation dox #beat

Time to hang it up #rafters

@RicoCharleIV On my short list

@zanjohnn Reefs with the bottle opener on the bottom never miss the mark Zander

Need a new pair, any recommendations?

@iqlowerthanape Been thinkin about these

@zanjohnn Recently switched to these from my old pair of rainbows. They’re great highly recommend

@superwhiteboy21 Idk if I should get another pair of rainbows or switch it up

@zanjohnn Super glue

“Yo let’s get in the cage and take selfies”

@hazardpounder Not a tank top guy

Questions? Concerns?

Tryna call my accountant, ain’t no service in the mountains

“The burner verse on twitter is insane” real sentence btw

@Markbagman You got my vote mark

@zanjohnn #SeltzersArentGay

Jerked off while drinkin a high noon does that make me bi?

@iminamtg Rope or two nothing exceptional

@zanjohnn Good load?

Blacked out and found this picture in my camera roll. Grandma with the #pen

@LeBagJames1 That’s a nice piece Lebag

Happy masters to those who celebrate! #expand

Go to lunch in a Jewish community

Is the little guy still attacking people on bourbon?

@DoctorMisterSir Yeah I was wondering if I gotta rewatch the old one or if I could watch a recap or some

@zanjohnn Absolutely. Watch the Netflix series first if you haven’t

Anyone familiar with peak?