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$1.2 million was enough to make an Aunt sue her own teenage nephew.
Barbara bought a lottery ticket and wrote her 19-year-old nephew’s name on the back for good luck. They hit the $1.2M jackpot. When the lottery split the money 50/50 between the two names, she instantly sued him at the photo op to get his half back.
They settled out of court and she took $850K, he got $350K, and the family is permanently destroyed. Legally, the lottery pays the names on the slip. But morally?
If you buy the ticket but put someone else's name on it, whose money is it really?
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If you stay ready you ain’t gotta get ready!!! Stay ready my people! #youngdogs #dollarcandy #detroit
Credit mr.roadready • 5d
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RACIST CAMERAS LIE 😆
Female shoplifter at a sports apparel store thinks the laws don’t apply to her.
Drags her 6-year-old boy along on the heist like it’s family field trip day.
When confronted, full entitlement kicks in…then she hits them with “the security cameras are racist.”
Zero shame. Teaching a kid that stealing is fine if you just cry racism when caught.
Real question: Should using your child as cover during a theft + playing the race card automatically add child endangerment charges? Yes or No….and why?
PART 2 in Comments:
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@SaltyBitch_52 What do you expect from a Fat Nigger, you really think that she got that phone legitimately. 🤣
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@SaltyBitch_52 These Niggers are so out of control. Why don’t you just tase these wild monkeys
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@MrWhiteMAGA Probably the most annoying loud Nigger I’ve seen in a while
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Should “I’m pregnant” be an automatic get-out-of-jail-free card for shoplifting and dumb sh!t, or is that just another scam?
🚨 BODYCAM GOLD 🚨
Two argumentative, entitled females get lit up on a traffic stop. Cops find the loot in the backseat…jackpot. Their whole shoplifting scam is right there: bags of stolen merch, tags still on, the whole grift.
First one goes full sovereign-citizen dumba$$: “We don’t believe in your laws!!”
Cop: “Ma’am, reality doesn’t give a fuk what you believe.”
Second one hits the nuclear option: “I’M PREGNANT! You CAN’T arrest me!!”
Cop: “Congrats! Baby gets to visit Mommy in county jail. Hope the crib has bars, sweetheart.” 😂
Entitled women discovering laws actually apply to them is my favorite comedy genre in 2026. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
PART 2 in Comments…
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@ReclaimD1 Niggerville college, sign up and get a free EBT card. 🤣
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@HeDontMakeNoise What is a fat man jump on the gator two he’s just sitting there like a fucking dummy
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@HeDontMakeNoise What a fucking stupid question is that “are you all right” just look at her. She’s got her hand in an alligators mouth you fucking retard.
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@BlackAndNative1 Why the fuck are these people in this country? You can’t even speak English how the fuck did you get here Biden?
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Robert Joachin, 40, faces charges of second-degree murder and criminal mischief in the death of a woman. Court documents have identified the victim by the name "Yasmin."
The woman, a clerk of the D & D convenience store at 3500 Dr Martin Luther King Jr. Blvd., was publicly bludgeoned to death with a suspected mallet.
#florida #crime #immigrant
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