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Tales of a Chronic Gooner I used to be a chronic gooner, not just a causal “Scroll before bed” guy. I mean a strategic gooner. I would mark days on the calendar like I was training for olympics, going on 3 week celibacy streak just to build up the “material” and then setting aside an entire weekend just to shoot up my room with ropes. I’d have snacks, water, a dark room, and honestly I’d even burn incense or scented candles to make my degeneracy aromatherapeutic The intensity was something else, So naturally I wanted it take it to the next level and I introduced breath play. Right at the climax I’d hold my breath for at least 10 seconds. Let me tell you the orgasms were so insanely intense that I briefly saw my ancestors. One time I booked a suite at the Sarova Stanley alone just to goon in style. But there was a downside, I genuinely felt like I didn’t need a woman at all anymore, I had become this terrifying self-sufficient nuclear reactor running on its own waste. Thank God I eventually freed myself from those shackles. And now that I’m broke, I look back at that Sarova booking & feel very stupid. Anyone else who has been in such a dark place before?

The single quality that is common across every living creature on this planet... is fear. It’s funny then, that as common as fear is... we so easily underestimate its power . . . But fear itself isn’t worthy of concern, it is who we become while in its clutches. Will you be proud of that person? Will you forgive them? Will you understand why they felt the need to do the things they did? Will you even recognize them? Or will the person staring back at you be the very thing you should have feared from the start? I suppose we all find out... sooner or later.

@JoelJirane The accounts that look 'overnight' usually spent years posting when nobody was watching. Consistency compounds long before recognition does.

There's no perfect moment. Persistence beats resistance. Keep evolving. Keep pushing. Keep building your account. Engage with everyone and see how your account grows. Keep creating. Time to gain is now!!!!

@Nganga_one 🤣🤣🤣

Ukikunywa dawa za wendawazimu alafu ukuwe sawa.😂

There are two possibilities, either we are alone in the universe or we arent. Both possibilities are equally terrifying.

@Dr_AustinOmondi Life has a way of correcting both arrogance and despair. Don't let success define your identity, and don't let failure destroy it.

When you are winning, remember you are not as good as you think you are. Also, when you are losing remember you are not as bad as you think you are.

@kinara_69 we go again

Farmers,,here we go again😎Farming pro max sasa😂😂

@wil_sonn1 This ..... Does put a smile on my face

Genuine ODM supporters love Sifuna this is when kisumu walked for kilometres just to go and listen to sifuna. They are going to Exit ODM linda tumbo and support Sifuna 💪🏿🔥

@vai1kai active, lets connect champs

Even if you have 5 followers, Just say hi, let’s follow you

@ivymuthe Mambo ya huko ibaki huko

Always fear Pipeline , how did the tuk-tuk even get up there?

@wil_sonn1 🤣😂😂😂

Ruto in 2027 at statehouse bathroom preparing to go to Talanta stadium to hand over the sword to Sifuna

@FauzMac baraka tele mamae

Mungu abariki wengine sasa😀

@meshpapii 😂😂😂😂atakuua na hizi baraka mamae

Nimehata job ju ya hangovers kidogo naona barabara zimefungwa. Bariki wengine pia

@Kipkemoi176 hamko maandamano leo ??

I'm free at last, Wacha nirudi makejani

@Evanso_Spyce simps will always see dust

I bought my crush lunch hoping she'd notice me. She smiled and said, "You're such a sweet person." Five minutes later she used the energy from my food to go meet the guy she actually likes.

@__mtskid hii chai haitaki kupata sukari , hadi nimechoka

Edu kutoka bungoma ameoshwa ama nini hii naona leo

@ManUtd happy birthday spiderman , cant wait to see you at old trafford on Tuesday nights

There's another reason to celebrate for Senne 👀🎉 Our goalkeeper turns 2️⃣4️⃣ today 🎈

@FabrizioRomano wishing him all the best

🚨 Inigo Martinez has already agreed to stay at Al Nassr for one more season. He’s NOT a free agent. 💛💙🇸🇦

@FayChep476320 😂😂😂😂😂

Rachel Ruto: I prayed for a childless mother in Bungoma until she got twins .

@Kotsocha_ke huyu naye anaraukanga tu kufanya optics ndio relevance isiishe

Deputy President Kithure Kindiki inspected the 60,000 seater Talanta Sports City this morning. The largest stadium ever built since independence, even after uhuru kenyatta stole alot he couldn't afford to.

@bakhita_esther who will decide , him or kenyans . Acha tuone nani wengi

Let’s be clear and stay realistic. Do you really think President Ruto will build a stadium for someone else to be sworn in as president? Talanta Stadium is where President Ruto himself will be sworn in.