Teslacus Maximus 💪

I’m at the tail end of the boomers and not all that technical. I’m no genius yet to me the Muskonomy is not only obvious but inevitable. I’m just baffled how otherwise smart people can’t see it. I’ve noticed a pattern for those who see it and has nothing to do with being smart or technical. It has more to do with believing Elon. I have to admit it took me around 50-100 hours of watching Elon speak before I realized he isn’t talking in typical corporate spin like every other CEO you’ve ever heard. Musk just speaks truth with zero spin. ZERO spin. Sure his timelines are optimistic but that’s not spin. When you realize that, everything changes and understanding becomes clear but it takes practice because it’s completely unique and hard to grasp.

@libsoftiktok H 10 easy steps to raise boys to be pussies

Gavin Newsom's wife says she raised her kids by giving her boys dolls and by changing the pronouns of male characters to female when reading books.

@FunOfInvesting Forward looking vs backward. Don't be backward

SpaceX targets a $2 trillion valuation?! SpaceX makes $15 billion in revenue. $AMZN is $2.2 trillion valuation. $AMZN makes $718 billion in revenue. Someone please make it make sense.

@MattWalshBlog Bondi should have been fired the day she recommended Trevor Milton, the Nikola conman, be pardoned. 🤮

Bondi should have been fired the day after the Epstein binder fiasco, which was one of the dumbest, most gratuitous and wholly unnecessary stunts I’ve ever seen in politics. I’m glad she’s gone now. We need someone who will actually do things. Not pretend to do things.

Kids are awesome. 😆

@Jason @InvestAmerica24 @SusanDell @MichaelDell I love it. 🫡🇺🇸

Easy solution to stopping socialism and AI anxiety: get half of those of us lucky enough to be in the top 1% to commit to a new "giving pledge" where they give 5% of their stock/net worth to @InvestAmerica24 accounts --- like @SusanDell and @MichaelDell did. ... as opposed to giving your money to the dysfunctional. non-profit industrial complex. tell me why I'm wrong in the comments in a thoughtful way

@SawyerMerritt Could Ford move any slower? 4 years ago and shooting for 2027? 😂

Ford CEO in new interview: “We'll have an all-electric, affordable vehicle to compete with Model Y and Model 3. I think there's nothing else like it on the market. We started a skunkworks team 4 years ago. They were basically Formula 1 and Tesla people. That vehicle is radically different. I'm really excited to show everyone maybe late this year or (early) next year. It will be coming out next year.” (via Spike's Car Radio)

@SawyerMerritt It won’t be schite this time. Trust me bro. 🥴

@elonmusk Why is Tesla Insurance so expensive. It should be 1/9 the cost of other cars.

If you want to know what’s really safe or what’s not, just try buying insurance for it

@WillBiddy_ Go do a Tesla test drive and try FSD. If your mind isn’t blown, then go all in on Meta.

Someone give me one good reason to invest into $TSLA instead of $META Tesla $1.33T Market Cap Meta $1.35T Market Cap Tesla $3.8B Net Income Meta $60.5B Net Income Make it make sense folks...

@WilliamMeservy Someone is dimmer. 🥴

Population decline is a sitting time bomb. Want to know what was one of America’s best solutions that other countries couldn’t replicate as well? Immigrants. They are a solution. Trump is making our futures dimmer.

@elonmusk @IfindRetards I ain’t quitting you.

Stand By Me

@farzyness Being this insufferable while being wrong is unbearable. I can’t imagine how much more I won’t be able to listen to you if you’re right. Either way you’re completely insufferable. Is that what you’re going for? Great strategy. 🤦🏼‍♂️

Dear Tesla Community, I regret to inform you that those of you who made the ill-advised error of doubting me are now subject to the largest humiliation campaign in Internet History. As of today, March 31st 2026, the global geofence for Cybercab (without steering wheel and pedals) is the below geofence. This means that Tesla's entire global demand for Cybercab (without steering wheel and pedals) is literally confined the below area, which is at an absolute maximum 500 Cybercabs in total. As you may be aware, but probably not because some of you are extremely retarded, Tesla is aiming for the Cybercab line to be at very high volume - to the point where the maximum throughput of the line will be more than the rest of the company's capacity combined. This implies at least 2,000,000 Cybercabs (without steering wheel and pedals) per year. Using this math, it means that Tesla can produce enough Cybercabs (without steering wheel and pedals) in about 2 hours to cover this entire map. Once Tesla enters mass production of Cybercab (without steering wheel and pedals) starting tomorrow (April) - if we assume a relatively conservative S curve ramp - Tesla will have enough units produced for this entire geofence by the end of May. As you might be able to see (I highly doubt that because some of you are extremely retarded), once Tesla reaches May production rates for Cybercab, without a gigantic breakthrough in geofence expansion, Tesla will be sitting on massive capacity of Cybercab (without steering wheel and pedals). This means that Tesla will have spent billions of dollars on a production line (plus materials) while a) they are looking to ramp Optimus robot b) they are looking to ramp Terafab and c) they are looking to ramp compute. As you might be able to see (which again I highly doubt because some of you are extremely retarded) this is a very bad spot for the company. Which is why, it is absolutely inevitable, as I have repeated for multiple years, even though some of you have literally attacked me for being far smarter than you, that Tesla will have no choice but to sell a Cybercab OR a Cybercab-like vehicle with steering wheel and pedals so that the Cybercab line is not sitting idle as unsupervised Robotaxi is rolled out. As I have argued for multiple years, the alignment of demand and supply for a vehicle without steering wheel and pedals is extremely difficult, because of a) technology progression and b) regulatory approval, ESPECIALLY if your production capacity is designed to be in the millions of units per year. And even though I tried multiple times to give many of you countless chances to recognize that I am indeed correct, and some of you are indeed very wrong and very retarded, instead, you chose to make fun of me and "humiliate me" in front of the world. But it is now obvious that it is me, the one who has been warning against the world against the insane retardation of some of you retards, that it is me who will ultimately be correct. I tried so many times. But some of you didn't want to hear it. And now, it is my turn. I hope you can sleep well tonight.

@LDS_Dems @s_kristoph88181 You think God answers the prayers prayed to Satan?

@s_kristoph88181 I believe God rewards everyone who prays as sincerely as they can with the knowledge they have. You think God only answers the prayers of greedy Christian Megapastors and not earnest, desperate Muslim children?

BYU has rooms set aside for Muslims to gather for prayer. The world needs more prayer. We should do everything we can to accommodate it from any and every earnest believer.

@LDS_Dems Oh. Let’s accommodate the church of the devil to desecrate BYU. Great plan. 🤦🏼‍♂️

FSD is sooooo good and most people don’t even know it’s real. Go test drive a Tesla and have your mind blown.

@BennetCoolidge @Manhattva Useful idiots with useless political science degrees are the best.

@Manhattva I protested today. I also have Masters’ degrees in both political science and history. I can assure you that you’re on the wrong side of both the political aisle and history.

I’m willing to bet that 90% of these people could not pass a basic civics test.

@Manhattva Looks like CNN still has a few old farts still watching their BS.

@BenMcAdams Oh ok. Which part of the constitution says all you need to do is fight Trump and do nothing for Utahns?

I took an oath to the Constitution. I meant it. Grateful for everyone who showed up today and raised their voice. We should expect the same from those in power. Voting to impeach may have cost me election before. I have no regrets. I’m ready to stand up again. No kings. No exceptions.

@tvheidihatch Make Asylums Great Again

'No Kings' rallies return to Utah as thousands march to state Capitol kutv.com/news/local/no-…

@BasedMikeLee So Thune has no will. Got it.

Where there’s a will There’s a way Pass the SAVE America Act