Ziggy

you just have to get really good at continuing

@BORNTOGOON47 @SkinnyTuna It makes so much sense now

@SkinnyTuna The fuck is the main menu 😭

most video games now are an indirect consequence of The Orange Box. hero shooters are all TF2-likes. every single player adventure game is Half-Life. roguelikes are all The Main Menu. steam anime porn games are all Portal

@PrinzDeadlock Ermm...... you're saying Sinclair should've been died.?..... that.. doesn't make..... sense....

Deadlock if Sinclair died in hero labs like he should’ve been

the worst games are when you dominate in lane against the other carry and then yoshi's state mandated elo terrorist decides to serve them an all you can eat buffet

@Cthulhu_Cal @piperocktheory It's for kids man it's lit

man they utterly destroyed Little Golden Books these things used to actually mean something

Every single person I have ever known who "had to" constantly yell at their dog was just a neurotic frea who was causing the misbehavior through their own emotional incontinence and it's the same thing with kids

did you know that apparently if you try to act normal the normalness doesn't come through but the acting does. and did you know apparently everyone can smell this on you like a bloodhound

What is everyone’s plan if a miracle doesn’t happen soon

@Kenn321705 I’ve never stolen an erection in my life.

@dustballet @lzrd_skn_ritual That sounds amazing

@ziggylole @lzrd_skn_ritual Nah, it kinda tastes like ramune

Anyone remember this shit? I bought one once at Fry's and it literally tasted like battery acid. Vile artifact of the gamer-marketed energy drink fad.

@lzrd_skn_ritual @dustballet Is the og bawls flavor just soda water

@dustballet Lol my brother would buy these and they smelt terrible so I don't think I ever tried it. Bawls was the real deal though

@NikTfh I don't like metro but there's no way he's a Diddy blud ☠️

Don't let Metro know about this update

@Motor1com Beautiful

So, Ram is currently selling an AI-generated shirt with a Tacoma on it on its own merch website. Seriously.

I've been in situations before that didn't even happen

I've stayed inside so long I'm basically retarded

@NVIDIAGeForce I don't care

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@StarInAPond @Rodan_91 @TheJeremy__ THATS WHAT IM SAYING

@ziggylole @Rodan_91 @TheJeremy__ How is humanity losing in HL2 if Vortigaunts are so cracked

@Rodan_91 @TheJeremy__ Technically himself from the future who has already won can just tell him the moves

@TheJeremy__ Is it considered cheating if another vortigaunt is telling him the moves he should do using the vortesence

デカい玉を光らせたかったのに

@lamugerbeso @ratvisionist Kids these days don't even know what the fuck a picture is

@ratvisionist Shake it, shake it Shake it like a Polaroid picture

"lend me some sugar, i am your neighbour" is a verse you couldn't write in modern atomized neoliberal society

@RealOmegaShenny This is the modern equivalent of those Magic Eye books where if you just focus on it hard enough your brain finally registers it