Reformed CryptoDad

I have great news: my wife is pregnant with our first child. We've been praying for one, and God has granted our request. Please pray for us. And please pray for my wife.

@dr_joel01 bulking

Really shocking to me that people order/go out for lunch every day during the work week. I maybe once every 3 months order chipotle. I consider it a treat to eat left overs from eating out over the week. wtf are you guys doing

I am just not feeling it today...

imagine having an openly gay pastor. known for being gay, promoted for being gay, hired for being gay. and then a few years later he gets removed from the position for being gay. wild times we live in.

First Spirit Airlines and next Nissan Altimas

@dr_joel01 @BearsShowYo In HS my best friend and I would get in n out burgers and drive through McDonald’s to get their fries. 100% 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻

@BearsShowYo @1689Cryptochad this is your vibe I think

Bringing one restaurants fries to another restaurant is probably the fattest thing ive ever seen bro

“MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+” The Canadian government just dropped this absolute monstrosity (and no, it isn’t satire).

Nostalgia is one hell of a drug but in my opinion the 2000s was truly a peak era of Star Wars.

This is now one of my favorite videos ever.

@dr_joel01 You're fit tho

I moved 9,000 pounds of soil the weekend before my 25th birthday and now have lower back pain. Am I just screwed forever now?

Please buy and read old cookbooks. I promise you will not be unamused.

That tallow seed oil free fast food guy is so annoying

Gabe Rench was always an idiot.

I remember when I liked Crosspolitic. Not anymore.

@GMRench Maybe the Director of the National Counterterrorism Center knows more about just what an imminent threat Iran was or was not more than you or I do?

After much reflection, I have decided to resign from my position as Director of the National Counterterrorism Center, effective today. I cannot in good conscience support the ongoing war in Iran. Iran posed no imminent threat to our nation, and it is clear that we started this war due to pressure from Israel and its powerful American lobby. It has been an honor serving under @POTUS and @DNIGabbard and leading the professionals at NCTC. May God bless America.

@bebookled @MargoByManna I was going to say added sugar. But, in that article margo posted, the conclusion is that drinking too much 1% or skim milk caused weight gain. Presumably - like frozen yogurt being non-fat - people may consume more because they are told it's healthy.

@MargoByManna What is it about nonfat that causes weight gain?

Non fat milk product will make you gain weight. Hog farmers feed non-fat dairy opposed to full fat dairy to their hogs specifically to put on the pounds.

One thing I will never do is say "we" about a football team I am not on.

@Araoluwanimi01 Stocks

You’re given $2m. You have 20 minutes to spend it. You can’t spend it on cars, airplanes, yacht or a house. You can’t spend it on golds or diamonds either. What will you buy??