Jane

Fresh bedding requires freshly shaved legs. I don’t make the rules.

Just me chillin’ over here.

Honestly happens on the bottom too

Beige, cotton, granny panties

Sure. Why not? ngl.link/1misswrite

My skin care routine has been top notch this vacation. I wore makeup for you every day, Boston.

My younger self would have loved Harvard, but MIT seemed much more interesting to adult me.

Fresh seafood, family memories, and so many Italian pastries

Well, hello Harvard.

Vacationing with a pair of teenagers may not be delightful, but I am glad that I am.

Hot and sweaty for entirely non functioning reasons. A shiny quarter for whoever gives me a foot massage.

Uh, areolas.

I blame perimenopause.

Blushing

I get asked a lot about my boobs, but no. Don't hold your breath waiting for pics. Unless you voted for Trump, then hold your breath a very long time.

Smart-ass ahead