Marvin

That one pimple on your back that’s directly hooked up to your central nervous system for some reason

Oh nee, de cuckstoel brengt de Hitlergroet

Why do kitchen towels have the names of drag queens

I kinda fw their policy of uploading anything they find on random USB sticks in the storage room

Why does it lowkey go hard on Brian

adhs ist bisschen alsob man mit hazeschaden geboren wird

Junge das passiert in Kiel alle 3 Wochen und die machen n Blockbuster draus

This black mold is making you aggresive

i'm a boy and i pee sitting down #vagina

wait are tips like the clits for dicks

she pulled up the twitter receipts in the post match her head is so gone

THEIRS?!?! #nonbinary

sorry to this girl whose phone call i’m eavesdropping on but “he took an hour long shower and he doesn’t even have hair” is one of the funniest things i’ve ever heard

There’s something so 2016 about the top of a parking garage

the real audio they don’t want you to hear

jeder macht sich gedanken wer die pyramiden gebaut hat aber den verfickt großen xxxlutz stuhl findet ihr normal und hinterfragt ihr nicht achso

thrift can sense me coming

German Court Shields Israeli-Linked Politician from Public Trial in Child Abuse Case A German court chose to avoid a full public hearing in former Bundestag politician Hartmut Ebbing's child sex abuse case, citing concerns that exposure could harm his role as treasurer within the German–Israeli Society (Deutsch-Israelische Gesellschaft (DIG)). Instead, the case was handled through a criminal order, limiting public scrutiny. Ebbing asked that his case be handled in the expedited procedure with a criminal order. He referred to the “modest prominence” that he had “at least in a certain Berlin bubble”. A main public hearing, he argued, would also be a serious blow to the German–Israeli Society if the allegations became known. Since October 7, Hebbing argued, such non-disclosure had become even more important to prevent harm to society. The district court allowed Ebbing’s request. This resulted in a court decision that prioritised protecting reputation and institutional relationships with Israel over full transparency in a case involving the abuse of German children.