2U (Parody)

8 posts

2U (Parody) banner
2U (Parody)

2U (Parody)

@2Uinc

Candid, Honest, and Open. This account is not affiliated with 2U, Inc. in any way. Protected by the First Amendment, right?

The Metroplex Katılım Aralık 2024
0 Takip Edilen6 Takipçiler
Sabitlenmiş Tweet
2U (Parody)
2U (Parody)@2Uinc·
Boom.
English
0
0
0
413
2U (Parody)
2U (Parody)@2Uinc·
As part of our ongoing pivot, we have decided to eliminate, along with the back row, our company’s guiding principles. If you can locate them on our website, please let us know so we can rectify the error. Thanks!
2U (Parody) tweet media2U (Parody) tweet media
English
0
0
0
258
2U (Parody)
2U (Parody)@2Uinc·
Chip is a Tech Titan and one of the 100 Most Intriguing Entrepreneurs! What, you don’t think Goldman Sachs is a good judge of character?
English
1
0
0
185
2U (Parody)
2U (Parody)@2Uinc·
Chip Paucek is not the consummate con man with a track record as an unethical businessperson. He is an overwhelmingly successful entrepreneur with numerous accolades. Get it right!
English
1
0
1
199
2U (Parody)
2U (Parody)@2Uinc·
Wishing the very best to all 2U employees impacted by our recent restructuring. We needed to shore up some capital to offset executive retention bonuses. Merry Christmas!
English
0
0
0
125

Keşfet

@elonmusk @BarackObama @taylorswift13 @cristiano @BillGates @NASA @nikifrancismediavine @katyperry