Nates

when ur 8 drinks deep and they start playing 2000s white women music

Opening Twitter is like having a lil phone cigarette

finally someone speaking absolute facts about Arsenal’s rugby corners and the refereeing standards. @jamesallcott 👏

Fede Valverde when his wife sneezes and he hears “ eh tchou 🤧”

In this Backyard, it’s “win or go home,” and this crew hasn’t left since the 90's. Where there’s a pitch, there’s a legend. #YouGotThis

“hmm drogba and lampard seems like cool players, maybe i should start supporting…”

i never beg except when it’s to differ

👊 Welcome to Wembley!

People will take the piss with this but it’s bang on, a clear issue.

🚨 Marcel Desailly: "Chelsea need first choice internationals. OK, there’s Enzo Fernández. But you have a goalkeeper who is on and off. They have a decent defence but they need experience, international starters – Wesley Fofana isn’t starting for France. The same at centre-forward – they need a renowned international striker who can identify those key moments when the team needs a bit of individual brilliance to make the difference. At the moment they’re expecting Fernández, who is meant to play close to Moisés Caicedo to protect the defensive block, to also be part of the attack in order to cover if a young player like Cole Palmer makes a mistake. He is overworked – and not just occasionally but all the time. And that creates creative chaos in the Chelsea team." (@GFFN) #CFC

can i really judge white people for saying chai tea and naan bread when i say "okay, theek hai" on a daily basis

commuting an hour to work just to use a laptop that was already at home

The fake urgency in corporate jobs kills me. We're not doctors, we work in spreadsheets. You don't need to circle back for a response an hour later.

Why do clubs keep hiring Frank Lampard? 😂

Happy Ambedkar Jayanti! 💙🥳

The fake urgency created in corporate life for absolutely no reason is one of the worst things humans have invented.

made peace with chelsea being shit for the rest of time

nahhh the pitch side ad board message is killing me they did NOT have to crop it like that

me trying to find the HDMI port on my TV

me on twitter vs. me on linkedin