Alex Bullock

@WelBeast GIYS, IM BAAAAAAAACK

@WelBeast Can't wait to return to these tweets 😂😂😂

Liverpool are 15 points below Arsenal in the league. Holly molly.

@CallofDuty Bruce Willies#2486469 #VerdanskReplay

Check out your #VerdanskReplay and reply with how many times you had to buy your teammate back (And tag the person you spent the most on 💸)

@LeeAndersonMP_ You’re a bit thick aren’t you Lee.

My view. This problem has been caused by smug politicians who have refused to listen to the concerns of British people. It has festered and now it has boiled over. Parliament must listen, Parliament must act but it must not blame the British people.

@therealmissjo @Nigel_Farage @TiceRichard @reformparty_uk The idiot vote isn’t concentrated enough to win seats, it’s just small pockets of idiots in each constituency that all add a up!

Woke up to Labour winning the UK election. No surprises there. But you can see the problem with the UK system quite clearly: @Nigel_Farage and @TiceRichard both won their Reform seats. And @reformparty_uk has 3.3m votes but only 4 seats. Lib Dem has 2.5m votes but 48 seats. There is something clearly wrong and it needs to be fixed.

@buaidh_no_bas90 @PolitlcsUK It’s because the idiot vote is thinly spread, rather than concentrated in constituencies.

@PolitlcsUK Rare for a party to earn so many votes and gain so few seats. With about 10 seats left to declare, Reform has a little more than 4M votes, but only 4 seats. Lib Dems earned about 3.4M votes and have 70 seats. Crazy.

🚨 BREAKING: Reform have come 2nd in 98 seats

@FelipeFC30 Ric give Felipe his phone back!

My new football song called Captain Kane and the Lions What do you all think?

@liamgallagher We should break off the PL and start out own league our kid, be great competing against Girona and Melbourne City each week, I can’t wait our kid

Fuck the PL shower of shit cunts don’t fuck with MCFC

@ErlingRoIe 115 charges too

Biggest club in England

@alanshearer Just treat people as people Alan, you just tried to speculate on whether a man is about to be made redundant with no reported facts to back that up, his wife, children could have been watching at home. Don’t just be a slave to your paymasters, try being a human being for a change

What part didn’t you like? The part I said your team was incredible today and deserved to win or the part where I said you have been shit for large parts of the season ?

@GaryLineker Do you think it’s acceptable to speculate on whether a human being has been made redundant before it has happened? What about their family and children watching on tv? Expected better from you Gary.

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@ManUtdMatchday Oh and no phone lines or ticket support or help on a Saturday, hours away from kickoff. Complete farce.

@ManUtdMatchday same problem for me. Says my phone isn’t authorized, even though it’s my phone. I have the app installed on my work phone and personal phone but I only use personal to go to games. Never received an ask to authorise a device, nothing. Just another joke from a joke of a club.

Reminder - only those who have been emailed to do so will be trialling the new digital ticketing solution tonight, the majority of who are in TRA section 🚨 If you are using the new system please make sure you have updated the app to version 10.4.0 and downloaded your ticket ahead of arrival. QR codes will show from 5pm 📲 #MUFC

@althani_nba @footballtweet @abdullahebb Just like driving a car init mate. Enjoy your stonings in your backward sandy shithole.

🎙️ Ellie Molloson: “As a girl who grew up in England, I never believed that it would be possible to go out without sexual harassment. Qatar 2022 achieved what I could never have dreamed of. I didn't hear a single cat call in the street. I feel incredibly safe." #FIFAWorldCup

@IsrarBaig133 @Depheruk condensate isn't water, it's acidic - can eat through copper pipe like nobody's business

@Depheruk How does a drip cause a gas leak

@Coysend @Billie_T He's just got sand up his crack.

Didn’t think Saudi Arabia would beheading into the last half hour in front

@ESPNUK explains why he's so slow nowadays

Cristiano Ronaldo on the response to his recent interview 🗣

@andygoldstein05 closet racists/homophobes love this discussion lol

Wear the arm band. Get booked. Show some balls.

@mo_timbo @bazmufc_ @GNev2 love these responses, Qatar is a backwards country, next question. Too much sand up their cracks, need to chill out.

Gareth game one Steve Holland game two Keeper coach game three Physio game four Etc

@abaasi_kimbugwe @sistoney67 If you're happy to discriminate against homosexuality, I'm quite happy to discriminate against you. Don't let the sand get stuck up your crack. Cheer up!

@abullock657 @sistoney67 And am wondering who is discriminatory in this case

Gianni Infantino was unopposed and will continue as FIFA president for another four years, so he must be doing something right.

@abaasi_kimbugwe @sistoney67 No it doesn't have to include you, you are irrelevant if it wasn't for oil. Totally backward and it needs calling out on the global stage.

@abullock657 @sistoney67 As you have said that world Cup is about inclusively, then it has to include us who don't believe in immorality(homosexuality) which you call civilisation. Just that we don't entertain it doesn't exclude us from the world. And it is a world Cup not a civilised country's cup