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not to stir the pot on the “is harry handsome or not” discourse bc while it’s a canonical fact he is, are people just forgetting that VOLDEMORT said they look alike? tom riddle was so beautiful it was weaponised manipulation. his vain ass wouldn’t call someone mid his lookalike

Harry wearing this to the ball where he is announced as V’s Lord consort. Tom said he couldn’t wear red, it’s too Gryffindor, but Harry put this on and said “but this one matches your eyes.” And V folded.

thank you for listening

Why do so many people demonize masturbation when it’s probably the healthiest and safest way to express yourself sexually

Pole dancing isn't inherently sexual y'all are just dirty minded and sexualizing a woman AND an animal

Fun fact: "Barbie" (2023) was released BEFORE tampons were tested with actual human blood. LET THAT SINK IN.

just found out only female cannabis plants make weed. Even men as plants are useless.

And I have no privacy

Men after experiencing 0.00001% of the mistreatment that women have systematically suffered since the dawn of time

When you're not premenstrual, nor menstruating, nor ovulating, nor postmenstrual. The best two days of the month.

@tomarryist my mind immediately went to "harry is horny BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP" and voldemort gets pissed off enough at how often it happens bc it's so loud that he decides to fix it himself 🙂‍↕️

he overshadows everything in his life so completely harry can’t even picture ginny marrying someone else without voldemort also being there, the central axis of all his misery and misfortune… i love my toxic yaoi 😛

Tom loves to thread his fingers through harrys messy hair bc of the way it fights back and coils around his fingers Meanwhile Harrys sitting on his lap, knuckles white and breath held tight from feeling toms breath against the back of his neck

@riddlekive no ur right bc harry trying to imagine weddings for himself and ginny but VOLDEMORT’S ass is there ? 🫩

@veilednebulous He wishes he could be harry's personal dildo

Schizophrenic Voldemort having episodes involving Harry... he hallucinates 4 seasons of psychological horror love story while real Harry is wondering why his scar hurts so damn much (even though V has been silent for months) while hunting horcruxes

Harry growing jealous of Voldemort in turn and Voldemort is like ??? You get me now