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@anjemchoudary Nothing, because that isn't going to happen. Anyway it's Friday, shouldn't you be harrassing Allah instead of tweeting crap?!

@ThreeUK any chance of offering feel at home to places where our troops are stationed eg: cyprus? #SupportOurTroops

Well, yeah! #Revenge

Is Jack the one for Emily? #Revenge

Be careful who you trust; the devil was once an angel."

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Life becomes more meaningful when you realize the simple fact that you'll never get the same moment twice.

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A male orgasm in movies makes the film PG-13, while a female orgasm is rated R.

@HoweySpeaks @ThreeUK I agree sort of taking the joke to far now

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