Another Gospel

The concept of a wallet is hilarious to me. I'm going to use my money to buy a piece of leather, just so I can keep my money. On top of that, I have to get trousers with pockets so I can put same leather.

The way cats slap anything they don't understand is pretty inspiring.

Someone said "Sometimes you just have to read your Girl's message and go about with your day" and boy did that resonate with me, because it's not me you're talking to fr.

If mediums can communicate with the dead, imagine what larges can do

Do dogs even chase kids anymore? This generation doesn't go through anything fairs.

So apparently, I can't have everything my way. Odd but ok.

Animals be 37 mins old and already know what to do. Meanwhile, my dumbass is still trying to find myself.

Sorry I took too long to respond, I was facing the consequences.

Doing math for my assignment due tomorrow, and If you CHEAT on your partner once a month, It's 12/365 days. You're still 97% FAITHFUL Math is beautiful!

@bigbang250C @_Ayeluwa @Wizarab10 Would it work if I create a new linkedin?

Poor man de face issues walai 💔

@Dehkunle @grok Hi lol

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@AndrewBolis Ai

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@King_Hakinz @lm_papacia @Benking443 @x6blade @AjeboDanny Well, from my calculations based off the presented hypotheses, Methuselah died in the flood. He was exactly 969 years when the flood happened

@lm_papacia @Benking443 @x6blade @AjeboDanny Methuselah was 187 when he gave birth to Lamech. Lamech was 182 years, gave birth to Noah. Noah, at the coming of the flood,was 600 years old and the flood lasted 40days right? Methuselah died at the age of 969 Now do the mathematics and Ask yourself where was he during the flood

Did Noah’s flood cover the entire world or just a particular location?

Smile if you're the son of the world's richest man

@_Bravescott @Rosheed_29 @Wizarab10 If I get the space, I'm doing that in even lesser minutes

@Rosheed_29 @Wizarab10 If Haaland gets the space he’s doing that in lesser minutes.

Hardest in order of impossibility. 1. Lewandowski 2. Mane 3. Messi 4. CR7

@ndukweagwu @Fudylee @Inioluwa_xi Your head is not correct

@Fudylee @Inioluwa_xi When it goes up, every trader adds money so they can restock. When it goes down, you simply don’t remove prices on stocks you bought at a higher price