Harrison Griffis

Everyone is horrible don’t ever forget that.

“Also on the judges panel we have Gypsy Rose Blanchard! I must say my dear, you look absolutely sickening tonight.” “You know, my mom used to say that every day!”

happy birthday sagittarius 🩷 cheers to being controversial, sexy, always right, and the funniest person everyone knows

People think Sagittarius have an insatiable appetite for life because they do things bigger than everyone, but nothing gives Sagittarius that serotonin hit like blowing the ceiling off what everyone else told them they couldn’t do.

for my next trick, i will spend 4 hours cooking a meal that the recipe says should only take me 30 minutes

Started the year single. Ending the year single. Consistency is key 🙏🏽

UNHhhh:

i suck at comforting people. they be like “i wanna die” and i say "mood”

Sag overextends and over promises a lot but have a hard time doing it all so end up pissing people off. They mean well tho.

I just hope Grindr doesn’t go away now

Unfortunately I will continue to get sexier and funnier

“Babe I got a fresh haircut” Her:

I’m about to tweet something controversial

What I miss on this damn bird app now?

Love is love and Americans should have the right to marry the person they love. Today’s bipartisan Senate vote gets us closer to protecting that right. The Respect for Marriage Act protects all couples under law – I urge Congress to send the bill to my desk so I can make it law.

She's not a big pill, she's a ✨👑 WINNER PILL 👑✨

imagine being ugly lmao 😂 can relate 😔

protest. can’t protest? donate. can’t donate? sign petition. there’s never an excuse for silence. there’s always something you can do.