Abi Clarke

Happy Monday all 😅

Meet comedian @abiclarkecomedy, the newest Zookeeper in Training at @chesterzoo. 🐘 Over the course of six weeks, Abi has to prove that she is worthy of a full-time job at the zoo–and overcome her fear of crocodiles. apple.co/AbiClarkePod

I hate the way men have to imagine a female family member being treated badly to feel any remorse for a woman #LoveIsland

@leah_r04 Or just imagine it’s a human being not related to you and still care… men are weird

“Think about what your mum would think” “imagine if that was your little sister” Cach is a real man, the producers did their big one picking him #LoveIsland #LoveIslandUK

@DontLoseWhoUAre What is it for?! hahaha

Not me reading this and thinking it was for @abiclarkecomedy’s show… and I was like wow 6.5 million views go Abi! 🤦🏻‍♀️

@standup_fanatic @LarryDeanComedy What is Bluesky?!

Hey @LarryDeanComedy and @abiclarkecomedy. Come to Bluesky, we're talking about you ❤️ I wanted to tag you but you're not there 🫤 bsky.app/profile/comedy…

@amyhart1707 @soitfckingoes13 lolllll Who have I accidentally stolen a title from?!!

@soitfckingoes13 @abiclarkecomedy not me thinking this was for your show 🤣🩷

um yeah im about to crash out.

On sale now 🎤 Don't miss comedian Abi Clarke on her debut tour – fresh from a sold-out run at Edinburgh Fringe. 🎟️ Grab your tickets >> bit.ly/4ezJSzx @abiclarkecomedy

When you want to go to Wicked as a pair but neither of you want to be the green one @maddylucydann

My fashion ignorant review of the MTV Red Carpet 2024

NEW SKETCH has just been posted to my YouTube channel with special celebrity guest star! Check it out here youtube.com/watch?v=Beq1UN…

@allnewtomorrow Almost like twins!

@abiclarkecomedy You look related.

POV You slide a cute boy your room key

@VK_Rolex Just makes people watch it 🤷🏼‍♀️

@NightFuryliveCE Then I’ve been staying at bad hotels lol

@abiclarkecomedy 2 keys is the standard 🫣

@Rishi261377 And then you’re locked out

@pearsonified It’s just want the internet wants - worked didnt it? Thanks for your engagement x

Inside ASOS HQ at Halloween

@Stephen74210482 Nah you just gotta add it now

@abiclarkecomedy People really don’t know what pov means

When your friend has a baby and it’s your job to bring the gossip now @FreyaMallard

On sale now - @abiclarkecomedy comes to @TheClaphamGrand on 5 Dec with her show, (Role) Model 🤩 Abi lived the modern-day dream. Posted a video, went to bed a ‘nobody’, then woke to thousands of followers. This is the debut show they’ve been waiting for, though it may not be what they want… 🎟️ >> bit.ly/4ezJSzx