Abraham Jay Simpson

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Abraham Jay Simpson

Abraham Jay Simpson

@AbrahamSimpson

Abe Simpson. I spent forty years as a night watchman at a cranberry silo. #TheSimpsons

Springfield, USA Katılım Aralık 2015
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What's happening?
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I've been asleep since Valentine's Day!
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I got dressed all by myself. I'm done for the day
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Can't we cancel the Olympics this year? There's one thing I can't beat... competition.
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Spittin' class would be so much easier if my teeth didn't fall out when I spit
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Since when was it the 2000s??
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Merry Christmas . we're all doomed
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.@PrankKingBart hang some bacon on the end of it. You'll be surprised at the results
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.@PrankKingBart I used to buy Homer Christmas gifts that he couldn't eat.... or at least I didn't expect him to eat..
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That's good eatin
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To hell with you I'll eat this emoji if I want 💊💊💊
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actually my full name is Abraham Jay Simpson. Says so on my underwear
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Death stalks you at every turn
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.@YellowMischief I don't remember much but he had a hat like a German dipper. Feathers and everything
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.@UncleMoesTavern Still kicking? I ain't no piñata donkey
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I go in and out of comas all the--
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.@YellowMischief I get a dollar each time I tweet... or that's what they told me...
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I'd better sleep on it
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