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Brooklyn, NY Katılım Ağustos 2014
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Adam Gilbert@AdamGilbert__·
the other toes that didn’t get stubbed
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Folkish Future
Folkish Future@VolkishFuture·
Reason boomers lie about how much they went out to eat & how tough they had it economically,is simple. They don't want to admit to leaving their children a much worse future. Prior generations usually left their children a better future. Other reasons are selfishness & stupidity.
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Naz@nazbowling102·
Notice how Joel's response to rising food prices is to give personal financial advice? This is because conservatives are are incapable of conceptualizing a society, they can only conceive problems on a personal level.
Joel Berry@JoelWBerry

A little-known hack: 2 slices of Aldi wheat bread: $0.17 3 oz of Aldi deli turkey: $0.86 1 slices Aldi cheddar: $0.15 1 condiment of your choice: $0.02 1 apple: $0.53 1 hard boiled egg: $0.14 5 carrot sticks: $0.17 Cold water from the tap: $0.01 Total: $2.05 You can do this.

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Dr. Mia Brett
Dr. Mia Brett@QueenMab87·
Juniper Blessing was stabbed to death doing her laundry. There’s no “trans agenda.” Nothing is being forced on you. Trans people just want to live
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Adam Gilbert@AdamGilbert__·
never heard fetterman try to speak before he makes way more sense now
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HIDEO_KOJIMA@HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN·
With Al Pacino san.
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Mike 📺
Mike 📺@michaelcollado·
Opening Twitter is like having a lil phone cigarette
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aja‼️
aja‼️@b1ondeath·
Elvis used to get high as balls on pills that don’t even exist anymore and just do fat karate outside for hours
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Adam Gilbert@AdamGilbert__·
@len0killer that’s how long it takes the sound to travel from you to him (he is small)
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Thomas White@len0killer·
Should have a good Kevin Hart roast-related joke ready within the next six or eight weeks
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josh (oldfriend99)
josh (oldfriend99)@oldfriend99·
Tommy Lee Jones famously hated Jim Carrey when they worked together on Batman Forever because Jones is used to being the funniest guy in the room
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gianmarco
gianmarco@GianmarcoSoresi·
Someone called me unfunny & I’m embarrassed by my pathetic and frankly cunty reaction. I have nothing to say except their pfp was of Roger the Alien so I made a wrongful assumption of their gender. I hear you all and next time won’t use that word unless I’m certain it’s to a man.
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Patrick Doran
Patrick Doran@lunch_enjoyer·
they’re calling it the worst impression of all time
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