Sabitlenmiş Tweet
Adam Gilbert
13.8K posts
Adam Gilbert
@AdamGilbert__
good stuff
Brooklyn, NY Katılım Ağustos 2014
1.1K Takip Edilen3.5K Takipçiler
Adam Gilbert retweetledi
Reason boomers lie about how much they went out to eat & how tough they had it economically,is simple. They don't want to admit to leaving their children a much worse future. Prior generations usually left their children a better future. Other reasons are selfishness & stupidity.
English
Adam Gilbert retweetledi
Notice how Joel's response to rising food prices is to give personal financial advice? This is because conservatives are are incapable of conceptualizing a society, they can only conceive problems on a personal level.
Joel Berry@JoelWBerry
A little-known hack: 2 slices of Aldi wheat bread: $0.17 3 oz of Aldi deli turkey: $0.86 1 slices Aldi cheddar: $0.15 1 condiment of your choice: $0.02 1 apple: $0.53 1 hard boiled egg: $0.14 5 carrot sticks: $0.17 Cold water from the tap: $0.01 Total: $2.05 You can do this.
English
Adam Gilbert retweetledi
"pretentious" is the word the unambitious wield at the ambitious.
Salma@lallathurayya
They’re calling Ulysses and Beloved overrated and pretentious…. God send the rapture
English
Adam Gilbert retweetledi
I think it’s sooo cute that men finally invented a way to call other men hot. “Mogged” just means he’s the hotter one. That’s really beautiful
DramaAlert@DramaAlert
Clavicular got beaten in court… in terms of looks. Did he get mogged?
English
Adam Gilbert retweetledi
few people have died less alone than daniel johnston.
blockhead@sickfatdog
It's crazy Daniel Johnston sang true love will find you in the end and then died alone
English
Adam Gilbert retweetledi
Juniper Blessing was stabbed to death doing her laundry. There’s no “trans agenda.” Nothing is being forced on you. Trans people just want to live
English
Adam Gilbert retweetledi
It effectively illustrates that you could not commit a mass shooting with technology from the 18th century
Doc Strangelove@DocStrangelove2
What if I told you that an anti-gun org actually filmed out this very scenario and it's just as stupid as you are possibly imagining.
English
Adam Gilbert retweetledi
rt 🔐
Variety@Variety
Adam McKay says "no group is worse" for America and its politics than "white liberals": “We are being hit with the high-grade marketing and no group is worse than white liberals. I mean, they are the worst. I’ve tried to talk to them about climate, they are so smug and captured. And it boils down to privilege. I mean, when you talk to white moneyed liberals, they’re getting a lot from this broken system.” variety.com/2026/film/news…
never heard fetterman try to speak before he makes way more sense now
English
Adam Gilbert retweetledi
@bassamshawl how did i never put that together holy shit lmao
English
i think casino royale and goldeneye are tied for my favorite bonds. Casino royale is james bond stripped down to a barebones spy story and goldeneye is james bond heightened to an insane degree in every way. good stuff!
Cinema Connoisseur@MovieEndorser
GOLDENEYE is a Terrific Film
English
i love to present questions that nobody asked so i can provide a condescending non answer to myself. the blue check existence seems miserable on a scale i can only describe as cosmic
Alice Smith@TheAliceSmith
Q: Why is Christopher Nolan like many other directors so keen to race swap white characters? A: Quotas and awards.
English
Adam Gilbert retweetledi
Adam Gilbert retweetledi
@len0killer that’s how long it takes the sound to travel from you to him (he is small)
English
Should have a good Kevin Hart roast-related joke ready within the next six or eight weeks
English
Adam Gilbert retweetledi
Tommy Lee Jones famously hated Jim Carrey when they worked together on Batman Forever because Jones is used to being the funniest guy in the room
English
@GianmarcoSoresi nah gianmarco you weren’t mean enough fuck them
English
Someone called me unfunny & I’m embarrassed by my pathetic and frankly cunty reaction. I have nothing to say except their pfp was of Roger the Alien so I made a wrongful assumption of their gender. I hear you all and next time won’t use that word unless I’m certain it’s to a man.
English
Adam Gilbert retweetledi
they’re calling it the worst impression of all time
English