Jason

@Ashflak_Ashlei bring me my phone

Funny pickup line: My dick just died, so can I burry it in your ass?

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy. Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock because Jills real name was Randy.

When two people kiss, they create a really long tube with assholes on both ends.

I want a Russian girlfriend

The only good thing about having a flip phone is that the battery life last for like a week.

@McmanusTaylor whatchoo Truman say!😏

@McmanusTaylor nigga that ain't creepin. Lmao I was lookin threw my news feed and saw it. 😊

@McmanusTaylor lol when?

My summer job is being a lifeguard for myrtle beach!;) hell yeah. Gotta take CPR classes and shit tomorrow.

@KennyAragrev I added you.

Going surfing with the bros tommorow. Ganna shred them waves! 🏄

You think Im joking? You think this is some sort of game?

Fuck this rain.

You know what I do when I see someone sexy? I stare, I smile, and when I get tired... I put the mirror down(: #JAY

I wonder if drug dealers take checks...? 😑

@ImAdorbsDude lol, okay Kay-bird.

I want a girl that is respectful, honest, great personality, and who would like me for who I am.

@ImAdorbsDude okay kelsy, I'm sorry.