The Adventure Club

Adventurers! We want to hear your Blowdart Stories! Narrow escape? Got nipped in the fanny? Use the hashtag #blowdartstories to tell us!

Next Issue: The Anti-do's and Anti-don'ts of Antidotes! Make Poison Your Friend with these Six Hot Tips!

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This Month's Issue: Giant Snakes! The Perils... and Pleasures

Adventure Tip: Wear a condom! It is both unsanitary and unkind to go bareback with the locals that you save. #adventureclub

Adventure Tip: Getting “saddle sore”? Consider a narrower horse! The fellas won't make fun of you once they see your blister-free derriere!

Adventurer Deal of the Day! 15% off all rope at Modell’s Sporting Goods, a must-have for any #adventurer!

Adventure Tip: Competing with a team of Nazi archeologists to find that idol? Stage a cave-in! There’s no wrong way to do it! #nazis #cavein

#AdventureClub Magazine Issue 187, "Quicksand: The Silent Killer!"

If you’ve noticed a little less snap in your whip, treat the old gal with some Gunnerson’s Whip Oil! She’ll thank you for it! #AdventureClub

Adventure Tip: Some tropical fish are known to swim up urethras. Before adventuring, consider blocking your urethra with a wine bottle cork.