Akshay

#biasedbrag I might have invented the greatest abstract strategy game since Chess. Back it on kickstarter please kickstarter.com/projects/akdot…

@jonathankennell It's definitely designed to inspire nostalgia for those old school systems 😀

@ak Cool! This reminds me of a game I played as a kid on like a 286

I made a little video game! Hope you like it.

@codyplof @Shopify Hey Cody, shot you an email from my @shopify.com email account. Would like to learn more

We have a big @Shopify issue where customers can flip currency and access other market's inventories. This has led to overselling. We've been told nothing can be done, that seems bs to me. Has anyone found a fix to this?

Imagine how confused people will be in 10 years time about how Taylor Swift and Kendrick Lamar once did a track together

Turns out the green thing on this leftover pizza is basil, not mold.

the moon was a smile in a starry sky

@goldman @amtrekker Ugh... rounding out week 1 over here

@amtrekker Now in week 2

Anyway RSV sucks

We need more Fritos™ /cc @amalt

I'm sorry @NYTGames, but today's Wordle is BS

Help me make "Zuko Stardust" a thing

Drunk drinking

The National Anthem

@krave Be sure to line the interior with yak hair

Every time I finish reading a novel, I'm left wondering how no one in the entire book ever pooped.

@jtbetz Solid move

Nachos for dinner

Orange beanie life

@Jumbosaur That's a thing?

We asked our neighbor to stop feeding the pigeons crapping on our house. No dice. But he *was* open to feeding them birth control, so we're doing that now.