Ellen Ntiamoah

Hi @Shell_Ghana , how many RTs to become a brand ambassador for you? Long shot but i’m shooting my shot.

I remember last year I interviewed with a company but rejected their offer. Two weeks later I got a call from an unknown number and he was like someone recommended me for the role. After some chat I discovered it was the same company but this time with an improved offer.

I've just realised you can buy cerelac and eat. You don't have to have kids. No one checks

Here’s an album for you… Nyame Mma Pure Akan open.spotify.com/album/40AdPvZa…

I am crying in my Uber and it’s not funny. Can you believe I left my house all the way from Weija to Manhea, at the back of ablekuma, to do this lady’s hair and I got here and called her literally for 30 minutes and didn’t reach her? After spending over 4 hours finding her wigs

THINGS TO REMOVE FROM YOUR CV IN 2021. Thread.

@themakosam @UAL_Party @party_inclusive @thePOE_T UAL 🔥🔥🔥

If you people don’t make me viral.

@joseph_nti Ahhhnn ei

On Election Day conduct. #GhanaElections2020

@asanteniiba @pascalina_gh @abenaasexy @Ewura_Knaa Doing well dearie..you?

@pascalina_gh @asanteniiba @AbenaAcquaah_Hx 🤣🤣🤣Odo...you good?

@asanteniiba @Akosua_choco_ @AbenaAcquaah_Hx 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Don't worry, we'll link up.

Eeii 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

😂😂💔

Nobody’s got patience anymore; people want what they want now. You say we’ve got the rest of our lives and it’s not a race but between ‘Jesus coming soon’ and all these sudden deaths, our odds seem to be sharing space in the gutter with people who hate gari on waakye.

Nobody gets everything they (think they) want. Someone wants your life and you want someone’s. Scary thing is not knowing which of your personal aspirations you’ll never fully realize; career? love? And you don’t want to be the first to text? Carpe that DM today.

In the last few years I’ve become very repulsed by the thought of consuming way too much ‘sweet anything’, which is amazing because wasn’t sugar our vice of choice when we were younger? Are we finally letting go of a time when ‘power ranger’ was a sane career aspiration?

One of the downsides of adulting is coming to terms with the eternal damnation of your human relationships.Your feeling will be dragged through Lucifer’s anus because people you love will bring you both joy and despair BUT self induced orgasms save the day so invest in toys.