Alex

If we date, I don't wanna hear about your other ex's. Idc about them. I just care about you and me having a good relationship.

My current life situation

"only lefties will understand"

“Remember when you dated....."

All guys will agree, as soon as a girl brings up her ex, it’s a convo killer.

Shaving sucks. Every time.

Every guy will meet that crazy bitch who will change his life forever.