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Time sheets for MPs. Clock in, produce, clock out. Limit away-from-home expenses to LHA and average utility bills. Must live in constituency and take no more than 20 days holiday a year. Must work for at least 40 hrs a week, 1920 hrs a year.

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Sorry again, @LewisCapaldi 🫣🤝

Oooh his name is Diogooo 🎶 Truly special moments at full-time ❤️

“Oh his name is Diogo.”❤️🇵🇹🙏

Glastonbury it’s so incredible to be back, thank you so much for having me x

Unreal from Adidas😂😂

"So now I'm back, back in Liverpool" ♥️

COME ON NOWWWW😂 @Wayne501Mardle

Can’t believe what I’ve just witnessed, Wayne Mardles comms makes it even better 😂😂

WE'RE PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS! 🏆

Please never change, @GNev2 & @Carra23 🤣☃️

Is Tommy Fury ok?

Merry Christmas everyone hope it's been a good one but now the serious business starts let's get this fucking show on the road cock or no cock 2024 is here. All photos in a thread with THIS TWEET ! #CONC2024

CBS banned Micah Richards from talking about Brests, so Carragher & Henry had no problem taking over😂😂😂 I love how unserious they are😭😭😭

LITTLER ALMOST WINS IT WITH A NINE! 🤯 For the third time in just over a week, Luke Littler misses double 12 for a nine-darter! It couldn't have been any closer, but Littler eventually wraps up a 6-2 win over an impressive Ritchie Edhouse! #PCF2024 | R2

TOPS, TOPS, TOPS! 🤯 THAT IS OUTRAGEOUS! Luke Littler sends the crowd absolutely wild here in Sheffield, producing an extraordinary 120 checkout which leaves Peter Wright stunned! What a talent 👏 📺 bit.ly/PLD24Live #PLDarts | QF1

This HAS to stop!