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Alexis Fowler
@AlexisFowlerDC
@FowlerThanEver got hacked, so I’m starting from scratch. NOT trying to sell anyone Bitcoin. Here for laughs, law nerds, and cute animal photos.
Washington, DC Katılım Mart 2026
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Well, it’s official: I’ve turned into That Widow Who Relaxes By Cleaning the Apartment.
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One of the best acceptance speeches certainly I've ever heard, was given by FRED ROGERS — born 98yrs ago today — upon receiving his Lifetime Achievement Award at the 1997 Emmy's.
Beautiful stuff.
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Rock the Casbah.
Written & sung by a Jewish man who grew up in Iran.
A song that marks the religious authoritarianism that rejects the sounds of music.
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Military experts later confirmed that Chuck Norris and Walter Payton together on the same boat was temporarily the world’s fourth-strongest navy.
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Chuck Norris didn't join the Marine Corps...the Marine Corps applied to him.
Heaven’s streets have always been guarded by Marines. Today, Chuck Norris reported for duty.
We mourn the passing of Chuck Norris, a @usairforce veteran, who also became an honorary Marine in 2007 when awarded the title by then Commandant of the Marine Corps, Gen. James T. Conway.
Chuck Norris is one of just over 100 individuals to be awarded the title of Honorary Marine in the entire 250-year history of the Corps.
Some missions may require a battalion, but this one just requires an Honorary Marine.
#USMCHistory #USMC #SemperFidelis
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@marcorandazza I’d rather sit comfortably at a Vino Volo type place and quietly sip my savvy b.
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I used to love the Centurion Lounge. Now is its full of poors who are there for free liquor and act like assholes.
Best thing for all airport lounges is STOP GIVING AWAY FREE LIQUOR. Sell booze for twice what it costs at the bars in the airport. You'll re-establish exclusivity overnight, and leave the broke dick loser drunks at Chilis.
𝐄𝐮𝐝𝐚𝐢𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐚@EudaimoniaEsq
I have no theory of mind for people who use the AmEx lounge at airports. I had the platinum card for years (I’ve since cancelled) and every time I used a lounge it was just horrendously overcrowded. Class conscious members of the PMC lining up like cattle so as to prove that their metal coupon book confers some sort of status when all it does is betray middle class insecurity.
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The Grim Reaper, in mourning contemplates if there is death after Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is scheduled to deliver the eulogy at his own funeral.
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Chuck Norris never read books. He just stared at them until they broke down and told him everything they knew. He’ll be missed.
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Gonna re-enroll in law school and immediately call dibs on the cold call for the Afroman case in con law
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In North America, black bears are apex predators.
Except that one time one met Chuck Norris.
That bear is now a rug.
RIP to the legend.
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He’s leveled up to the sky now. RIP
Visegrád 24@visegrad24
In his last video marking his 86th birthday, Chuck Norris said: “I don’t age. I level up.”
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We're all dead.
Chuck will live forever.
May all of our memories be a blessing.
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This is an absolute sacrilege to say this.
Chuck Norris has not “died” - he simply ran out of terrestrial asses to kick and has now graduated to a new plane of existence.
Show some fucking respect, @TMZ.
TMZ@TMZ
🕊️ Chuck Norris has died at 86. tmz.me/N3EVxQe
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