alexis

I love logging in to this hellsite after like a year and seeing that it’s still the hellsite I left 👌👌👌

am i too late

Teens: “this is a march against gun violence and against the fact I have to go to school in fear every day” Rubio: “it’s sweet y’all are marching for a full gun ban but it just won’t work, we need common ground” It’s like politicians are just all fucking deaf

Me trying to maintain a calm, educational tone while conversing with someone I love but who also keeps saying narrow-minded things:

There were like ten other people at the post office trying to submit their passport applications at the same time as me, we are all trying to leave this country

If you can’t even listen to what students have to say, you must not trust the education you are providing. Do you not think them smart enough to hold valuable opinions, despite their youth? x.com/dgoforth918/st…

Trump tweet from May 2016.

love it when doctors are stumped, so comforting 🙃

sorry but troye just won 2018 only 11 days in x.com/troyesivan/sta…

Don’t wanna spoil anything but that recent ep of B99 when Rosa shares that thing about herself and then her family stops having family game night so the whole B99 gang comes over with a big pile of board games 😭😭😭 I cry

@justreallygay FUCKING SAME

When you’re doing fine just coasting through Black Mirror but then you get to the end of #HangTheDJ and you fucked up for life

This lineup 😭👌 x.com/boston_calling…

I’ve had zero problem writing the date correctly this year, that’s how ready I was for 2017 to end

N O S T A L G I A

Overheard next door: “WHAT have you been spitting into the sink?!” “...toothpaste.” “You’re gonna HAVE to get cleaner about your toothpaste.” 👀😂

My resolution this year is to lose 250 orange pounds.

Going back to work is almost funny because everyone seems bummed and nobody really wants to talk to each other, as if doing so makes it more real 😂 same tho

holy shit we made it #HappyNewYear

It is great to want BETTER male heroes, but to suggest that we must give up the female heroes we have and blame your ‘loss’ on our ‘gain’ is like the whole fucking problem in a nutshell. We can, and should, have heroes of all kinds. x.com/f4jofficial/st…