Andy Pandy

What a season it has been for one #THFC forward in Will Lankshear. 12 goals & 4 assists for #OUFC. Matt Bloomfield: "There's no airs and graces to him - he just wants to be the best. There's so much to admire about him and he's going to go to the top."

HS2: £330m per mile France: £35m per mile The most expensive railway on earth Someone got paid

Taxes are up. Cost of living is up. Infrastructures and public services are crumbling. Everyone is feeling the pinch across Britain. And here’s Ed Miliband banning traditional tumble dryers because of net zero. We are governed by idiots.

Yes we’ve been ass, but just look at the state of this my lorddd

The economy is on the floor. We are drowning in debt. Welfarism is out of control. What shall we do as a priority? Yep, ban the tumble dryer. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️👇 telegraph.co.uk/money/consumer…

Fake shot in situation like this 🥶

Preston fans adore Devine Rangers fans adore Moore Oxford fans adore Lankshear Rovers fans adore Akhamrich Stoke fans adore Phillips Hamburg fans adore Vuskovic We can't fumble them man

Carlos Vinicius (yes that one from Fulham) just missed THREE penalties in SIX MINUTES - In the first, the GK stepped forward - in the second, GK stepped forward again - in the third, Carlos Vinícius slipped and missed NO WAY 🤣🤣🤣

Next week, these local elections will finish the Labour Party ▪️Paedophile & perversion scandals ▪️Highest taxes in 90 years ▪️Businesses folding everyday ▪️Highest unemployment in 6 yrs ▪️Energy bills up despite promise ▪️Elderly targeted ▪️Farmers targeted ▪️Veterans targeted

Judge a man by his deeds. Boris Johnson allowed a free vote on whether he should be referred to the privileges committee Keir Starmer has told his MPs that they will be kicked out of the Labour Party if they vote for referral. What a scared, pathetic weasel of a man.

If lorry drivers get fined £1,000 for every illegal immigrant found hidden in their lorries why don't the RNLI have to pay £1,000 for everyone they land in the uk 🇬🇧

Every single Labour MP who voted to protect Keir Starmer's already finished political career should be utterly ashamed of themselves. It's now clear for all to see they hold parliament and the public in contempt. Mark my words. You will be punished at the ballot box.

#thfc @SpursOfficial Can’t be coincidence.

France are going to the World Cup with Mbappe Dembele, Olise, Cherki and Doue WTF 😭😭😭

Harry Kane is the first ever English player to score in six consecutive Champions League games. ◉ vs. USG (H) ◉ vs. PSV (A) ◉ vs. Atalanta (H) ◉ vs. Real Madrid (A) ◉ vs. Real Madrid (H) ◉ vs. PSG (A) He breaks Steven Gerrard’s record from 2008.🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

You watch that game tonight and realise just how much the premier league is having everyone's pants down. PSG season ticket from €490 Bayern Munich from around €200 Average premier league season ticket price around €850/900 Double/triple the price for bundle ball

Bayern Munich went shopping in the Premier League and put together arguably the best attack in the world 🤝

Kane 8 goals in 11 CL KO away games Lewa 8 goals in 27 CL KO away games Suarez 4 goals in 13 CL KO away games

🏆 Oxford Young Player of The Year and Golden Boot winner @WillLankshear ⚽️

How do I explain to my kids that PSG upgraded their attack?😭