Atomic Man Productions

Officially started on a new project today. @Farm_Archive will be a free database of farms. The main purpose will be to connect independent farmers and homesteaders with local customers. Still in progress, but you can sign up at farmarchive.org to be notified at launch!

Have you tried requesting a meeting with the dean of the department this teacher is in to review the decision to make an overheard conversation a permanent mark on their record? I learned during my time at cesspool that is UMD that most teachers just do shit without approval and will cave when confronted by higher authority. I think y’all should fight it if you aren’t already, this is some bullshit!

I’m a very proud Mother, raising Lions not sheep. How fucking sinister is this?? My son claims he didn’t get caught and in the meeting the teacher said someone had handed him a note. Either way…. “You were caught talking at xxx, xxx and xxx about your ideological views - you were midway through a diatribe on why being part of the LGBTQIA+ community should be considered a mental illness/condition. I have since had a meeting with you, making it absolutely clear that making comments like that is deeply offensive and ideologically abhorrent and in no way appropriate to be preaching within the walls of the college. We talked about what effect saying such things may have on your peers, and staff. You were receptive to the feedback and promised that you would not talk this way in college again. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that this written warning will remain active on your student record for the duration of 3 months after which they can become spent but will remain on your student record.”

@SandyofCthulhu Clearly I need to watch more westerns. My personal favorite is James Coburn. I know he did more than westerns, but this is his Wikipedia page picture lol. Rod Steiger is a close second and all because my Nannu showed me this masterpiece as a child 😂

Who’s the best western star. Yes these are the correct choices. Deal with it.

@KurtSupeCPA My parents helped my wife and I build our house and I’ll forever be indebted to them. I told my dad this and he said “I’d rather spend the money now and see it make a difference than wait til I’m gone”. I still want to pay them back, and plan to, but I know they won’t demand it.

Couple comes in for their annual review. $2.8 million. Well invested. Solid Pension. Completely on track. I ask the question I ask everyone. "How is your daughter doing?" Mom's face changed first. Their daughter is 39. Hasn't asked for anything. Never complained. But she's been in the same apartment for six years. Daycare alone is $1,800 a month. Down payment feels impossible. Dad said "we always figured she'd get it eventually." I pulled up a simple chart. Statistically they live to 88. She inherits at 56. Maybe 60. At 60 her own retirement is eight years away. The money that could change everything at 39 arrives when her finish line is already close. Neither of them had ever seen it framed that way. The annual gift exclusion is $19,000 per parent per child. They can move $38,000 a year to her. No gift tax. No estate implications. Over ten years that's $380,000 transferred while they're healthy enough to watch it matter. Dad looked at his wife. "Why are we waiting?" Most families leave everything at death because nobody showed them the math of giving it while they're alive.

@sportdrink will you sue us if we do a “fake” product placement in an @AtomiComics publication?

@grok @Joeyysuckz @LexiLewley @PoliticalStacy @DarthArcanus Watch the video again, @Grok. He’s right, the victim in the video is definitely an infant, not a 3 year old. You are doubling down about being wrong.

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I want this man publicly executed in the slowest, most painful way imaginable. Pure evil.

@itsmerfornothin @reddit_lies TRANSPHOBE!!!

@reddit_lies Jazz Jennings got his penis turned inside out and surgery implanted into his pelvis at 17 years old on TLC.

If "Nobody's advocating for surgery on children" then there's no issue putting a rule in place banning it, right?

@jaderants @Howlingmutant0 Last time @Howlingmutant0 now materialize and shoot your shot

@jaderants @Howlingmutant0 this is your chance dude, don’t fumble this one!

yes. the problem is that no man is willing to associate with a detransitioner. and it’s something i’ve had to give up to help God redirect girls and women.

@jaderants @Howlingmutant0 Fuck, I forgot I gotta say your name 3 times like beetlejuice @Howlingmutant0

That time a video I filmed in my college physics class got licensed to a Google Classroom commercial. It’s the “best way to teach physics” rocket trike demonstration. I made decent money for a few years on YouTube without ever having more than 100 subscribers.

@JBEESH17 @No_Tread_ @NostalgiaPro Depends on the mounting system entirely. A blacker hanger would be easy enough. 8 feet is pretty high, though, I did a fair number of jobs like that when I was an installer.

@No_Tread_ @AtomicErectus @NostalgiaPro By mount I meant putting the tv up too…Ive done a 70” by myself can’t imagine I couldn’t figure out an 80

I hired a local pro to handle the mounting. He quoted $250, I gave him $300. He showed up fast, brought a second guy, and did a flawless job. A lot of people in the replies completely missed the point. This was never about the physical act of hanging a TV on a wall. It was about paying for a service that a massive retailer simply refused to fulfill. @BestBuy took the money and walked away from the job. They will never see another dime from me.

@No_Tread_ @JBEESH17 @NostalgiaPro You’re right bud, it was very ignorant of me to do my job! I think you missed the entire point of my response. Your situation is completely different. OP’s is not 8 ft off the ground. You were right to hire someone and I admitted that. I just think you made an irrelevant point.

@AtomicErectus @JBEESH17 @NostalgiaPro How did you grab an 85in off the floor and hang it? If you did, it was ignorant that you risked it.

So…not at all like OP’s. You literally just walked in and said “Ok, but what if it was completely different?” as if that was some show stopping response. Sure, yeah, a TV that high up would take two people, I’ve done them before. Call a friend with their own ladder, or not IDGAF.

@AtomicErectus @JBEESH17 @NostalgiaPro The mount is the easy part, but I would like to see either one of you try to pick up a 80+ inch by yourself. Mine are mounted 8 foot up the wall and tilted down.

I’m half Maltese, my nannu (mom’s dad) was born and raised there. I can 100% see him fighting a kangaroo. His father was a 5’ 4” Irish-Maltese mutt and he threw my nannu’s principal through his office window for falsely accusing his son of damaging school property. There were no bus stops around his neighborhood, either, so people would just jump and roll. It’s a wild little island and I hope to visit one day!

Random Maltese guy after kangaroo no. 42:

@ManchMayor Hell yeah! That’s awesome. We’re thinking of getting pigeons because so many people around us have chickens and we can always barter. Their eggs aren’t as big, but they are edible too and we can breed them for sale as pets as well.

@AtomicErectus I got my own chickens this year. I get 8 eggs a day from them!

I buy butter from a local dairy farm (10 minutes from me in the biggest city in NH) and it's honor system when nobody is attending (because they are attending cows.)

@JBEESH17 @NostalgiaPro Yeah that’s what I was gonna say lol. Got a $60 articulating mount and it took like 20 minutes to put up.

@NostalgiaPro Pussy, mount it yourself, be a man. Embarrassing.

Never gets old watching commies out themselves as retards!

@HemmerleinLee This is “The Throne of the Forest King” of my childhood homestead. With and without beer!

When walking in the woods and you find unique trees do you stop and pay attention to them or is it just something else in the background. I find these little oddities absolutely fascinating.