Audrey Collins

@Burketunes @haylielemke summer's coming, had to cut back from 4 nights! 😏😑 #crunchwraps over #bikinis

@haylielemke 38. Give or take. #doless #smdh

how many followers equally a boyfriend? asking for a friend.

Who I gotta talk to about outlawing the #selfie? Answer quickly plz. @BarackObama

If I think I look pretty but don't gram it did I still look pretty or doesn't count?

prison but for people who post selfies #ideas #politics

Your filters are JUST as good as they were yesterday. We get it, selfie posters, we get it.

PSA ANNOUNEMENT: LESS IS MORE LADIES, LESS IS MORE @haylielemke

@haylielemke Things that are scary: - this weather - reading ur texts Sunday morning - women who wear dark lip liner without filling it in

Okay girls, thought for the day- a puppy and a pumpkin spice latte are inside a burning building, which do you save?

"Lol nah" - my metabolism

Idea- morning after pill, but for Taco Bell dollar menu

Debate prompt- white girl goes to Starbucks but forgets to Instagram. Did it still happen? Go

Girls, by the 8th shitty selfie can you just say fug it and post your meal or a sunset or something

Friends don't let friends post seatbelt selfies. Drugs are fine tho

Seen in Austin. #PREACH 🙅 @haylielemke

Breaking News: Ebola is only spread through bathroom selfies. @haylielemke

Discussion prompt- if you have fun, but forget to Instagram it, did it still happen? Go.

😬😖 -> me when someone's text is green

Wednesday is a tagged photo because it makes you excited but then never turns out to be as great as you wanted.