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Turning processes into progress & data into dollars, one algorithm at a time. Coffee-fueled tech leader | Process mining geek | Twin dad juggling code & chaos
Chennai, India Katılım Ocak 2010
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@CaptainDeMio Calling Rahul Dravid a Random player ! You have some nerve !! If you are doing as an engagement mining exercise you got your moment of attention that’s not given to you by people around you in general ! Bathe in it because it will be short lived
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@kodaknura @svembu What’s the cost of hung assembly and an unstable government !? Indecisions will cost more than the re-election!!
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@svembu Your solution to this is to spend another 620 cr (from 2021 numbers, likely closer to 800 cr for this cycle) on another state election and have a completely undemocratic solution until this tentative date arrives? And then if we get a hung assembly again, rinse and repeat?
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The numbers don't seem to add up. Whatever government is cobbled together is likely to be unstable with various pulls and pressures. Tamil Nadu deserves better.
President's rule with fresh elections may be the best course, this time with a very strict "no cash for votes" enforcement. Then we will see who has the real mandate.
I think the @TVKVijayHQ will come back with a super majority and if the DMK-AIADMK want to stop that, let them fight together. The BJP should fight alone, even if it leads to zero seats, time for a fresh start for the BJP in TN.
Let the people decide afresh.
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@KapilSibal When opposition gets to own defeats like how they own victories , we will have more robust democracy in the nation
Work towards progressive politics ! Socio economic development is key
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A while ago I tweeted about the Bihar boat tragedy, urging life jackets for every passenger. Then came Vrindavan… and now Madhya Pradesh, more lives lost the same way. How many more? It’s time to make it mandatory: no boat should leave without every passenger wearing a life jacket. We also need a govt portal where each trip uploads time-stamped proof of all passengers in life jackets before departure. Only strict accountability can save lives.

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@DelhiCapitals This is a good update , everyone on-field and off-field were concerned about his well-being, get well soon champ #ngidi
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Ngidi is stable and is due to be discharged shortly from the hospital.
Delhi Capitals@DelhiCapitals
🙏🤞
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@joybhattacharj Reminds me of Shane warne getting canned baked beans Shipped to India during their tour in 90’s
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This is ridiculous. This is the 21st century, and lacs around the world come to India for medical opinion and procedures.
Any scan could have been done in India, and sent to Australia, where their physios and docs could have examined it to their hearts content before pronouncing an opinion.
To fly someone around 20,000 km both ways to do the same is absolutely ridiculous, unfair on him and the SRH franchise.
And if there was any other reason to get him to travel, Cricket Australia, in the spirit of transparency, should let everyone know.
Cricbuzz@cricbuzz
🚨According to Cricket Australia, Pat Cummins has been given the all-clear to bowl, with fresh scans confirming his back stress issue is resolved. He will join SRH on Friday. #IPL2026
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Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees.
$30 per seat per month.
$1.4 million annually.
I called it "digital transformation."
The board loved that phrase.
They approved it in eleven minutes.
No one asked what it would actually do.
Including me.
I told everyone it would "10x productivity."
That's not a real number.
But it sounds like one.
HR asked how we'd measure the 10x.
I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards."
They stopped asking.
Three months later I checked the usage reports.
47 people had opened it.
12 had used it more than once.
One of them was me.
I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds.
It took 45 seconds.
Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations.
But I called it a "pilot success."
Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail.
The CFO asked about ROI.
I showed him a graph.
The graph went up and to the right.
It measured "AI enablement."
I made that metric up.
He nodded approvingly.
We're "AI-enabled" now.
I don't know what that means.
But it's in our investor deck.
A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT.
I said we needed "enterprise-grade security."
He asked what that meant.
I said "compliance."
He asked which compliance.
I said "all of them."
He looked skeptical.
I scheduled him for a "career development conversation."
He stopped asking questions.
Microsoft sent a case study team.
They wanted to feature us as a success story.
I told them we "saved 40,000 hours."
I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up.
They didn't verify it.
They never do.
Now we're on Microsoft's website.
"Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot."
The CEO shared it on LinkedIn.
He got 3,000 likes.
He's never used Copilot.
None of the executives have.
We have an exemption.
"Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction."
I wrote that policy.
The licenses renew next month.
I'm requesting an expansion.
5,000 more seats.
We haven't used the first 4,000.
But this time we'll "drive adoption."
Adoption means mandatory training.
Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches.
But completion will be tracked.
Completion is a metric.
Metrics go in dashboards.
Dashboards go in board presentations.
Board presentations get me promoted.
I'll be SVP by Q3.
I still don't know what Copilot does.
But I know what it's for.
It's for showing we're "investing in AI."
Investment means spending.
Spending means commitment.
Commitment means we're serious about the future.
The future is whatever I say it is.
As long as the graph goes up and to the right.
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@BLACKCAPS You have won many fans outside home too !! The way you guys conduct yourself and the way you show commitment and grit in the arena in an itself a true testament of champion sports team !! Go well #blackcaps 🙏🙏
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It wasn't to be. But always grateful for the support we receive from back home in Aotearoa 🖤🤍 #T20WorldCup

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Champions ⭐️⭐️⭐️ Phenomenal win for Team India in Ahmedabad. Absolutely no match for the explosive cricket played by us throughout the tournament. Brilliant character shown by the boys to keep fighting in tough situations and become world champions once again. Congratulations to all the players and all the members of the management for achieving this feat. Jai Hind 🇮🇳❤️
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Congratulations to Team India on a fantastic T20 World Cup win 🇮🇳 Tough luck today, New Zealand.
@Jaspritbumrah93, once again a match winner when it mattered most. @IamSanjuSamson, what a tournament and what an impact. Absolutely incredible.
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@wokenupkohli What !? His family moved when he was 4 🤷♂️
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@grok @Vikas662005 So it’s not the prize money cricketers play for !! ?
They play for their country right ?!
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@Vikas662005 @grok list the prize money by World Cup and also equate it to Hardin pandya’s number of watched to match the prize money
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