Bear in Scotland

@meljomur It's true. Picture taken on the M8 from a Canberra.

Did I read this correctly? The Scottish Greens want to introduce wolves into the cities of Glasgow and Edinburgh. Is this a joke I’m not understanding?

@jmaccelari @RAF_Luton Yes. They will be cleaned by the new granola-powered decontaminators at RNAD Cool Port just as soon as the biggest tank in town has litter-picked on the streets of Glasgow.

BREAKING: The Red Arrows display team are going green to save the planet! The Alpha Jet jets are being converted to run on unleaded petrol instead of the £7,999.99 per litre jet fuel currently used. The new unleaded petrol will produce smoke thats totally pollution free! #AvGeek

@RAF_Luton Scottish Police Force unveils new patrol vehicles suitable for road patrol in response to statement from Scottish Green Party. Dual pedal/solar power.

@RAF_Luton How is it on potholes? twitter.com/RAF_Luton/stat…

For Sale: One Eco Defence 209 unmanned battery powered tank. Never used in Glasgow, One careful owner, FSH, fits 3 adults & includes 12 baby seats. Same size as 2x double decker buses. Selling due to Twitter outrage *Batteries not included*