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you awake to 100k lumens of seasonal affective disorder lamp streaming into your pod. at the table, your caffeine pill and cold glass of huel await. you sit down, pop a handful of fresh bugs, and open today's edition of skunkledger.substack.com. life is good.

@maebichka thanks although i gotta give the credit to reddit for that one !

- better teachers can charge more 4. a trick @blapchat came up w/ for looking for good experienced teachers—look for: - a high ratio of <hours of lessons> to <number of students> - based on the idea that if the teacher is good, the students stick around - limited availability!

Here are my notes on *how to pick a language tutor*, and how the thing i call LANGUAGE RIZZ plays into it 1. shop around, don't just go with ur first choice! just like dating or finding a therapist. stakes are LOW, u can just get a bunch of 30-min lessons w different teachers

I wonder if logging into my secure account will cause me to get what I need

Thanks for having me! I can move myself to the Applications Folder if you’d like

@br___ian @WHALEINFO info?

i wanna try being a whale, anyone have connections/ tips on making the switch

this is exactly how I want to show up for my friends

deny.... accuse......

people will say "don't hire brilliant assholes" then spend their whole day talking to a savant robot they wish they could lash with a fish stick

@LinchZhang @AaronBergman18 neutral girls go good

@AaronBergman18 @blapchat I want it to go good! Not just go well!

features of the rationalist/bay area dialect “this” much more heavily used than “that” “I expect” for “I think” heavy articulation at the ends of words “high-[noun]” or “low-[noun]” for "[adjective]", "very [adjective]" "[opposite of adjective]" (maybe from big 5?)

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aura pro nobis

before me raphael behind me gabriel on my right hand michael on my left hand uriel

@DreamSeyyah spoken like a true 1/20 of an economist

@blapchat "Uyy my Ushak, are we going to start working from the very first day?" And leaves the dollar bill on the ground.

oh yeah? well, sven and ole could probably beat up the pope

wow they did

companies think people want emails like this but they actually want emails like this

@yoltartar all these noodles gotta go somewhere

@blapchat phonation in the pho nation

I was looking at this image on August 7, 2019 and also on August 7, 2025

everything is about consulting a physician as much as possible, except a doctor's office, which is about consulting a physician as little as possible

a second replication crisis would be incredibly funny