𝙱𝙴𝙽𝙹𝙰𝙼𝙸𝙽 𝙽𝙸𝙲𝙷𝙾𝙻𝙰𝚂

That last tooth brushing before heading to the dentist is the adult version of cramming for finals.

Desayuno 🔥🔥🔥

@historyinmemes Tell the whole story asshole

In 1996, singer Björk was surrounded by paparazzi at an airport in Thailand when an approaching reporter greeted her with, “Welcome to Bangkok.” Björk suddenly grabbed the reporter by the hair and pulled her to the ground. The reporter later chose not to pursue criminal charges.

MVP

Just got final confirmation that I'll be staying at the new Amanvari during their opening week this fall. This brand will change the way people see hotels in Los Cabos.

Hola.

@CatabolicState @MKBHD Yeah, no. Taking away voting rights from minorities. Removing a women's choice. Shitting on the LGBT community. People feeling the need to carry their AR to a Buccees. Texas is a redneck pit.

@MKBHD 10 minutes in Texas is better than 10 hours just about anywhere else.

I’ve been in Texas for maybe 10 minutes

105F inside the market and I'm the only guero looking like a melting nazi from Raiders.

Mercado Lucas de Gálvez ❤️🔥

Merida's food scene is solid, but not in the same league as a place like San Miguel de Allende or CDMX. Exploring variations on Yucatan cuisine has been awesome, but when I ventured into French, Asian and Italian, it fell apart completely. Lesson learned: Stick to what they know.

@ThegayagendaTM @elaine_stritch This is the correct answer. Unlike Imelda, who couldn't get the scenery out of her mouth, Riding made it absolutely haunting while being incredibly well-sung.

@elaine_stritch joanna riding in the 2019 run at the national theatre

there are only three versions of Losing My Mind that exist: -Marin Mazzie -Barbara Cook -Liza Minnelli

The gay bar scene here in Merida is ROUGH.

@Mike_Carey_23 Merida, MX. Beautiful city, but fucking hot.

@BNicholas ¡Dios mío, 41 grados en mayo! ¿Dónde es eso? (Google translate es mi amigo.)

¡Buenos días! 105 grados significa que definitivamente es un día de piscina.

@Chicago_History *raises hand* Lake Point Tower

Did you grow up in the City? #ChicagoHistory ☑️

@Angel83902451 Incluso con aire acondicionado, todavía hace mucho calor aquí. Jajaja

@BNicholas Holaaa ojala te guste!!!! Hay mucho calor asi que hidratate mucho 🙏🏽

¡Bienvenido a Yucatán! 🇲🇽

Adios 🇺🇸

@walker1070 As someone who flies 300k+ miles a year on airlines, I totally understand the difference. But... Most fliers do not.

@BNicholas There are flights airlines call direct flights that are not nonstop. Delta has a flight from Atlanta to Cincinnati. It has a stop in Lexington Kentucky to let passengers on and off. Delta calls it a direct flight from Atlanta to Cincinnati ;)

The blatant inaccuracy of travelers who call it a 'direct' flight versus a 'nonstop'

@skynyc62 @ATRightMovies BEST TWIST EVER

@BNicholas @ATRightMovies Wanna kiss me, Ducky?

What's your favourite courtroom film?