William Brynes

I went to get some vinegar for my chips and its all gone. Jack and his experiments again! Search u tube for jacks kitchen volcano.

Saturday pick up for some mongrel in black. With white socks. Name tbc. Sookiest sooke that ever came from sookville.

It's puppy time! New dog to match old one and should fit neatly under coco for easy storage!

Ok. Done new York. My arteries are fully laden in full fat, sugar coated 18" pizza'n'burgers. Heart attack imminent.

Just been at tip of Rockefellers giant stone erection. Heluva view I must say.

On hols proper now. BA to Washington.

My current Heart Rate is 131bpm. Measured using Instant Heart Rate app for Android.

I've been seduced by the dark side and bought an iPad. Eye watering price but looks very slick. Possibly even practical!

Frozen pipes today. Had 17 coming for dinner so cut holes in my 12 month old walls. Weep!

Just back from Runrig concert. Fabulous. Should get a refund considering how much singing crowd did.

It seems my comedy hero Stephen fry has left Twitter after some altercation with someone he thinks important. Shame. Damned shame.

Chilean miner distraught after finding out he forgot to punch in at start of shift.

I just bought a new machine for the factory. I could have bought a nice apartment in Spain for that kind if money. Or 8000 shoes!

If cool tech floats yer boat ... www.drone.com. At 300 notes its not cheap.+ you need an iPhone. Boo. Want one.

Tis better to let people think you have nothing to offer than to confirm it with drivel.

With no followers why tweet? To tweet or not to tweet is the question.

Just tried the new camera and blinded myself.

May is always the month with the best weather. Get busy in the garden!!