halbdog

スケッチ 散歩中挨拶されたけど知らない人だから黙ってる犬

またバーガーキングを見るだけ。がんぼるぞい。 translation: I'm just looking at Burger King again.

I’m creating a collection and any additions would be very helpful

I have to work instead of being a borzoi online

thgis fih👇👇👇 is walking 🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶 like a people 🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️

Why waste money on bird toys when you can just give them some bullshit to play with Sure Somnus push the ibuprofen bottle into the paper towel roll who gives a fuck

stumbled upon a guy on Instagram and all he seemingly does is dig up his basement with the company of two pigeons

鼻が大きいボルゾイ。がんぼるぞい。 translation: I'm a Borzoi with a big nose.

يا حجي بنطلونك وقع

Ok 👍 so 👉 dont ❌️ be 🐝 alarmed 🚨 little 🤏 birdy 🐦 but, 😳 you 🫵 just 🙌 won 🏆 the 👉 juckport 🎰🤑🤑🤑

Those uncanny AI-generated animal images could never recreate the aura of the stock photos made by this 60-year old Ukranian woman

The government is literally mass-producing evil squids at the evil squid factory and nobody even cares

a toothpick changes everything. many know this. but how many internalize it? comment “AFFIRM” to lock in this important knowledge drop.

i have transcribed it for anyone wanting to know what he's saying: "bupbupbupbupbupbupbup-bup *attacks* bupbup AWEBO AWEBO AWEBO AWEBO- bupbup bup bup bup. bup. bupbup. HOW. HOW. HeOW. bup. bupbupbupbup. HOW. HOW. HOW. bupbupbupbup. bupbupbup. bupbup. EH-WEEEHEH. AWEBO. AWEBO"

being a fish sucks because you have your usual gallery of underwater predators and then also you have to worry about a demon from another realm appearing to kill you too

I knew a kid who would only respond to questions with "up your butt and around the corner" and literally no one cared when he went missing over the summer