JoJo Fletcher PARODY

@MrZackMorris Just landed via private jet, but doesn't pop for the extra $50 for onboard WiFi. $PIK to the moon regardless!

Just landed and I’m still full on $PIK and rest of our swings. I can’t wait

@breezybaldwin @MrZackMorris @breezybaldwin Do you shake your fists equally as vigorously every time our savior Joe Biden says, "Come on, man"?

@MrZackMorris Just a friendly request to try not to use dated gender insults

No you’re just a dumbass who used his savings blindly. Man up babygirl

@ABC7 @WheelofFortune What about Gerren Ard? He ended up making it to the final puzzle. @RealBlackVenom @WheelofFortune

Jonathan Braatvedt from #LakeForest and Heather Stone from #HermosaBeach are on @WheelofFortune tonight! Cheer them on at 7:30pm on @ABC7. #WheelofFortune

@WheelofFortune Penile Hat. Female Man. Senile Nun. Pimple Pus. Purple Dog. Icicle Nip. Jungle Tit. Inhale Air. Sample Poo. Doable Guy.

Working from home? Take a break with this Toss Up! #WheelOfFortune

@Comey Good practice for prison!

Unsure how to use twitter now. Don’t know enough to tweet about #Covid19. Don’t want to tweet about Trump. Instead I will try to spread things useful, comforting, or distracting (rather than contagious) during a really hard time. Today I’ll start with my social distance selfie.

Good morning friends!! We’ve made it to Friday! Drop a GIF below with how you’re feeling today! ⬇️

@ChiTribBooks Not knowing where your location is, or if you're even confirmed for the @PrintersRowFest when it's less than 4 weeks away disappoints.

Back back back back back back......gone! (RIP Chris Berman's wife) @espn

@5and1Podcast melonaide?

How many blow jobs did @billclinton get at the DNC tonight?

@BernieSanders said @HillaryClinton "broke precedent." (By precedent, he must mean the LAW). Was fun to watch this mental patient on CNN!

Looks like @KirstenGillebrand even tanned her teeth

No Lucas Museum. #ChicagoLoses. Thanks to stupid people, namely Queen of Lawsuits @juanita26ward

The #AllForOne group was great until they followed me into the bathroom #TheBachelorette #AllForNumberTwo

Christian just spoiled this unicorn. How dare! (Or their sequencing is off) #TheBachelorette

Normally Santa only comes once a year...this upcoming Bachelor even less. #TheBachelorette

Occupation = Canadian. Winner. #TheBachelorette

Robby "PS I have mouth herpes. You're mine. #TheBachelorette

Dreamy @chrisbharrison is finally back on my tv! 2016 is finally real. #TheBachelorette

Cheers to soon being Eskimo Brothers! #TheBachelorette