Brendan Kelly: Juggalo

Skeleton Coast by The Lawrence Arms out July 17, 2020. Watch our video for the song PTA and preorder now here thelawrencearms.ffm.to/skeletoncoast

Just to know he ate all those hearts for nothing

This is really the dr dre of days for me

We made a rad 7" for the Canada tour, but then we thought it would be a dick move to withhold FOUR NEW SONGS from the rest of the world. We're egalitarians, after all, are we not?! The new EP is available NOW, so give it a listen and GET TO A GIG. 👇 orcd.co/RedScareCanada

There is definitely a guy out there in his 40s or 50s named Harry Potter whose life got permanently turned absolutely fucking upside down at some point

I have a new song called tracksuit streaming. It’s from a tour 7” I did w guerilla poubelle and Sam Russo in support of our august run through americas shit belt and eastern Canada

The new alkaline trio song is very very good

Jeff sessions sounds like a compilation of a midwestern emo gay hustler’s early shit

I will now tweet a few things that have been on my mind. Here we go:

Djing liars club tonight for Scott’s bday jam. Come get weird/naked

More like George dyin

Red Scare loves Canada so much that we're bringing a buncha comrades up yonder AND an exclusive 4-song tour 7" with us! The mission is to find some authentic Tartiflette. 🤞 Peep the dates (link in bio), Billets en vente, and GET TO A GIG! TixXx 👇 redscare.net/band-bio.html?…

Looks like @SamRussoMusic and @ElwayBand are loading up their wagon for a trip from Colorado to Quebec. A caravan fueled by brown gravy and green chili. Show details and tix on the Red Scare site: redscare.net/tour-dates.html

Alohaoly moly. Can’t wait. Let’s luauta control folks

My heart got kicked out of all its homes, and dying young just didn't work so I guess I'm dying old youtu.be/mRDtqR0sYaI?si…

hi!!! parting gift is out today!! fricken Brendan Kelly sings on it!!! and also it’s my birthday lol go give it a listen!! open.spotify.com/track/0rjhfek5… @badsandwich @hopelessrecords @RedScare @mikesapone @FranzNicolay

This week we give thanks to the FIRST BAND on Red Scare and track 1 on the #RS20 comp: The Falcon! 🦃 This comic shows them feasting on Chicago Dogs, and we think the image is neat, neat, neat. Check back with us on #CyberMonday for some pages outta The Book of Dead Names!

Undiscovered ancient temples seem to have all been abandoned exactly one reckless archeologist”s walkthrough away from dramatically collapsing from the center outwards.

I know pretty much everything about the dunning Kruger effect Im just naturally an expert at understanding it i guess

People who say shit like “my friends say I’m a textbook Capricorn are not only absolutely shitty but unaccountably so to boot

The emperor is really rocking strong “ass to ass” requiem for a dream party vibes at the Luke/vader battle at the end of Jedi