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AN aspiring doctor smuggled a monkey in his pocket and a tortoise in his sock from South America so he could kee... tinyurl.com/4ytbbkj

TWO-year-old twin girls who are joined at the chest and abdomen are undergoing final preparations for complex su... tinyurl.com/3wo62k8

Search for capsized men resumes today - The search for two men, missing after their boat capsized in central western... ow.ly/1fpA1q

Australia's most picturesque TAB? Can anyone do better? #melbcup instagr.am/p/SPAp2/

Mundine beats Alvarez on points - Anthony Mundine claimed the WBA interim world light middleweight title in a unanim... ow.ly/1fdbLE

Danny Green hails fight card as greatest - Boxer Danny Green hopes the fight card he has organised against Krzysztof... ow.ly/1fd6EH

A $225 million Brain Centre has been opened in Melbourne; the biggest research facility of its kind in the Southern Hemisphere.

What happens when Siri goes BAD: bit.ly/nyqVTG (featuring our very talented @lukehopewell).

Samsung is suing Apple to stop sales of the iPhone 4S in Australia, just days after the device went on sale bit.ly/n479Mi

RT @ms_havisham: Sigh with @sydney_festival announcing their program soon I need to scrounge for some moneys! Might take a second job!

Our finances among best in world- Swan - Wayne Swan says Aust's finances are among the strongest in the world despit... ow.ly/1eUDQ0

US official confirms al-Qaeda cleric's death: A SENIOR US official has confirmed infamous American-born al-Qaeda... bit.ly/qGOdbi

The SES report there is a tree down on a house in Mentone. Stay away from the intersection of View St & Sea Pde.

Tonight on @774melbourne we're talking goat meat w/ Kathy Bedford & Farmer Joe aka Chris Cartwright up in Kerang. Listen in around 8.45pm.

Kings Rd near Sydenham Rd Taylors Lakes flooded. Police swimmingly directing traffic #vptraffic

Arson and Explosives Squad arrest five people bit.ly/qZMKKF

SA - Customs strike causes flight delays bit.ly/nC87t3