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me on the first day of spooky szn

One last thing, this means that yes — Ross or any officer calling Goode a “fucking bitch” is likely also irrelevant. It works both ways, no matter how uncomfortable it makes us. If he had said “omg I think I just killed her, call medical,” it still would be irrelevant. Again, it’s all about whether or not the officers on site followed strict protocol before discharging their weapon.

@TwittaKitty @memeslich I still to this day don’t understand Picard’s balding patterns

@BeauDemayo @memeslich Somehow he had a full head of hair when he got stabbed, which at some point obviously he went completely bald as seen in a photo in Nemesis.

Space did a number on Picard in #StarTrek Sure, Kirk lost a son and got trapped in the nirvana-like Nexus only to be crushed to death by — unironically — a bridge. But Picard… Picard got assimilated by the Borg. Then the first to be unassimilated. Picard had to mind-meld and hold the traumatized consciousness of Spock’s Vulcan father, Sarek. Picard re-lived the entire life of an alien—marrying a wife, fathering children, becoming a grandfather—only to wake up on the bridge and learn that an alien satellite had hacked his brain so he could witness the end of their species. He had been unconscious for only twenty-five minutes. Picard endured torture as a prisoner of war under the Cardassians. How many lights? Picard got diagnosed with sci-fi Alzheimer’s by the woman who he loves who is also his dead best friend’s widow. Picard survived “All Good Things…”. Picard’s brother and young nephew burn to death in a fire, leaving Picard the last of his bloodline on the far reaches of space. Picard discovered Romulans stole his DNA and created a Romulan clone of himself that he then had to kill. And most recently, Picard’s consciousness was transferred into an android replica as his human body died. If you’re a Picard — stay out of space.

@colemarisa49 Never ever wear red

@BeauDemayo Shouldn't have worn that red shirt, I think.