Candy Man

Being a Nigerian who wants a sane and proper society is exhausting, everywhere you look there is something reminding you that's never going to happen. I'm tired mahn.

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But I have never loved anyone for what they can do for me I just love them because they’re on earth and I see the sun in their eyes

I miss skipping class skipping work is way too serious

5 is actually insane.

But she won’t shake buhari . Hypocrite Wo bo shey wu bi Omi Eran

No brains. No philosophy. No innovation. No ingenuity. No ideology. No actual sensible plans to make the lives of anybody better. Just rice.

The problem with modern TV is that the gap between seasons is so long that no one cares about anything anymore. It's been a year since Severance season 2. In the olden days we would already have season 3 by now. But because there's such a massive gap everyone just loses interest.

Tried doing this at a 5 star jungle resort in Thailand because I thought it’d be scenic and my whole villa was immediately invaded by monkeys looking for shelter. It was terrifying.

“up nepa” from three generations is actually insane if you reason am. this one pass ogun idile, wallahi.

City Boys sat down with the son of their “on your mandate” to discuss how to share rice in South-South. The pictures look so clean that you’d think they are discussing Nigeria’s nuclear power. No! It’s all about RICE! Ire o✌🏽

“Light no dey” buy solar na “Network no Dey” buy starlink na “Country no good” japa na You go think say na 2,500

Why is Seyi Tinubu on the posters ?? I don’t fucking know what Goodluck Jonathan’s kids look like or yar’adua wtf is this ????

You monkeys saved up to buy his worthless book Thinking itll save your life

Spiritual warfare 101 - No matter how overwhelmed you “feel” inside, never show the devil. You see, the devil is NOT Omniscient, so he does not know all things. The things he knows about us are things said and spoken of us. Or the things we let out from our mouths ourselves or by our reactions and actions. So while you may be overwhelmed in your soul, the way he gets to know is from your reaction. And because he is a wicked and oppressive entity, when he knows where it hurts, he robs it in the more. But responding in praise confounds him. This is exactly the rationale behind the idea that praise confuses the enemy. Because he can’t understand why his onslaught is not causing you to give up and give in. So beloved saints of God, regardless how you feel right now, find a way to release your praise ! “14 But I will hope continually, and will yet praise thee more and more.” Psalm 71:14. You are BLESSED 🙂

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“My main target is to remove the entire Abia from the National grid. My Hon. Commissioner for Power is in the Netherlands negotiating for this. Even though it’s a private enterprise, we are ready to support it because it will benefit us all” -Alex Otti

I knew that the car i used to draw in Primary exists

Why is “resignation” a foreign idea to Nigerian politicians ?