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Picked up a task around Dockerizing a pnpm monorepo. Looked simple at first, but workspace dependencies and container paths made it interesting. Built the setup, tested it properly, and it got merged. Feels good to ship something solid.

@kirat_tw Real life Terminator 3: Rise of machines loading in a few years time.

i don't think any human has the capability to maintain context of just the `main.tsx` file in the claude code repo, let alone the full repo. Claude code is at ~$2Bn ARR, and is a product built for developers. High level code (TS) is having an assembly moment.

@Fried_rice Real Life Terminator 3 : Rise of the Machines. Loading Guys!

Claude code source code has been leaked via a map file in their npm registry! Code: …a8527898604c1bbb12468b1581d95e.r2.dev/src.zip

@venom1s It doesn't matter what others think. focus on yourself. believe in god and worship your god. that's it. don't think about what is uncertain.

They copied that horrific rape scene from Game of Thrones and added it to the Chiraiya show. They also said 82 percent of Indian wives face sexual abuse by their husbands. Any girl who watches that show will hate husbands. Next-level propaganda to dismantle the Indian family structure. Irony is the same people support sleeping around and body count before marriage.

@MediocreJoker85 Nice to know this.

The IRS got suspicious that a fishing boat owner wasn’t paying proper wages to his staff, so they sent an agent to investigate. The agent climbed aboard the boat and said, “I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them.” The boat owner replied, “Well, there’s Clarence, my deckhand. He’s been with me for three years. I pay him $1,000 a week, plus free room and board. “Then there’s this mentally challenged guy. He works about eighteen hours a day and does almost all the work around here. He makes about $30 a week, pays his own room and board, and every Saturday night I buy him a bottle of Bacardi and a dozen Budweisers so he can cope with life. He even gets to sleep with my wife occasionally.” The IRS agent frowned and said, “That’s the guy I want to talk to — the mentally challenged one.” The boat owner nodded and said, “That would be me. What would you like to know?”

@aviralbhat I will watch it when it's on Netflix.

Dhurandhar 2's tickets are selling for 58 INR in a PVR in Chennai, versus 600 INR in Pune I read that 58 INR again, and it turns out that movie tickets are capped in Tamil Nadu Malls apparently halve rents for movie exhibitors to make the business sustainable Market distortion

@LandlordLinks I will pretend I didn't read this BS.

"The 1st time Donald had sex w/Melania was on my plane. Little did he know I beat him 2 the punch a year b4 when I was at a party of NY's top models ... Things got wild & by the end of the night I ended up almost naked in the back of a limo, going at it with Melania." -Epstein

@rohan_kumar67 I did something i was not aware i was breaking the rules.

@BlindCoder87 Why are you banned by platform?

I got my first freelance client. Did everything right. Delivered results. Platform banned me right after I got paid. My family thinks I’m still working. Every morning, I just pretend to work. Not gonna lie, I’m stressed. Any real advice would help.

@Arun2981 @grok what is the hype about this in bihar?

Bihar mein kya ho raha hai? 😳 If rumours are correct, impact will be PAN India

@GrindeOptions I need the weed you smokin' because this is delusional.

Iran will lose war, U.S. will declare victory. Oil will drop to around $60/barrel. The Dow will surpass 50,000. The S&P 500 will surpass 7,500. Interest rates will be cut 3-4 times. The 10 year interest rate will fall. Unemployment will drop below 4%. Republicans will win mid terms.

@im_sura_1 who is she?

Currently She is the most famous woman in india.👀😄 U know why?

@0xChiraag Math is not Mathing.

I borrowed 50k from Dad and 50k from Mum to buy a laptop that costs 97k. After the purchase, I had 3k left. I returned 1k to Dad and 1k to Mum, and I reserved 1k for myself. I now owe Dad 49k and Mum 49k also. 49k + 49k = 98k plus 1k I reserved for myself, which is 99k. So where did 1k go..?

@MikeBales Difference is simple: guts get you yelled at, balls is a speedrun to the afterlife 😭

Distinction Between Guts and Balls Guts: Coming home late after a night out with the boys, being met at the door by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask, “Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?” Balls: Coming home late after a night out with the boys, smelling of perfume and beer, with lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and saying, “You’re next, Chubby.” Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome. Both result in death. 💀

@TheOneNGK search AMY ANDERSON , LUCIE WILDE. THEY ARE BIGGER THAN HERS.

Show me a bigger Melons than her 🥵

@kushika_twt BHIM KI SHAKTI DHOOOOOM MACHAYE!!! 💣💥 SAAAMNE KOI TIK NA PAYEEE!!!!💥💥💥 BHIM! BHIM! BHIM!

Bro this app is dope man, 50 rs Cashback for 100 rs transaction 😭

@ahuja_priyank Mind-blowing until it tells me to ‘take a slight left’ into a lake again.

🚨 BREAKING: Google Maps just rolled-out a massive upgrade. This will be the biggest upgrade in over a decade. Here are 8 Mind-blowing features that will surprise you:

@sleendeel At least you’ll never lose your people in a crowd 👍🪩.

One thing about SHEIN clothes?😭 you will see yourself 5 times a day👍

@dekhane_mukul Doctor didn’t just treat patients, he treated loopholes 😭

Laugh at this : 😂😂😂 An Indian Doctor can't find a job in a Hospital in US so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside 'GET TREATMENT FOR $20 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100 An American lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic... Lawyer : "I have lost my sense of taste" Indian doctor : "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth" Lawyer : "Ugh..this is kerosene" Indian doctor : "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me $20" 😂😂 The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money... Lawyer : "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything" Indian doctor : "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth" Lawyer (annoyed) : "This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste" Indian doctor : "Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me $20" 😂😂🙄 The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back $100. Lawyer : "My eyesight has become very weak I can't see at all " Indian doctor : "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this $100" Lawyer (staring at the note) : "But this is $20, not $100" Indian doctor : "Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me $20" 😂😂 You can't beat the Indians !!!!! 😂😂 SMILES Are Fat Free - Sugar Free, Reduces Blood Pressure, Helps Relieve Pain & Depression. Require No Batteries. Absolutely Free Of Cost, So -Keep SMILING... 😀😀

@_saurabh__xd baapre itna zyada. mai toh gareeb hoon 😵‍💫🥹.

9 lakhs for a web development course 💀

@msdallowedaway I remember a saying "Fake it Till You Make It".