Ian Bruce

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35 years later, adjusted for inflation, Olive Garden is charging 11% more for their spaghetti and meatballs dinner. Does that mean they’re offering more food? Higher quality ingredients? Do we place higher value on spaghetti and meatballs at Olive Garden now? What gives?

Technically, I’m only halfway through my life. I could easily be “I Bone” from here on out. So fuckin cool.

Taco Tuesday??? What is THAT??!!!

Can’t stop thinking of the abject terror on the “Hang In There” kitten’s face.

Next escalation - death match.

Exhumed these dance moves for future weddings. youtu.be/kROXXuD3Cr0

@yung_lacanian I might fight Heidegger, that inscrutable Nazi.

@unusual_whales Unveiled the headset to the underwater Mario theme song.

Tim Cook unveiled Apple’s, $AAPL, new AR/VR Vision Pro headset this week:

Yoooo a whale swallowed up 2 people on a kayak 🛶😳

Alright, they’re finally uncomfortable.

The markets seem to think the debt ceiling negotiation is political theater.

Somehow looks and acts more natural than his real self.

Bees are giving a press conference

Dramaturgically? Oh wow, okay - dramaturgically is a word.

What was your favorite moment of TikTok CEO's hearing at the US congress, and why was it this one?

Marinating meats does nothing.

Atmospheric river vibes.