Brando

If you were an actual journalist, with even the barest of journalistic skills, it would take you less than a minute to do some research and learn that Lyft privately owns and operates Citi Bikes.

we’ve moved backwards

Chris Hemsworth took a blood test as a stunt for a TV show. The results said he is 8 to 10 times more likely to develop Alzheimer's. Every workout he has posted since is a brain protection protocol disguised as a fitness video. The test was for Limitless in 2022. The plan was to reveal his results on camera. Peter Attia, the longevity doctor running the bloodwork, saw two copies of the APOE4 gene, called the director, and refused to say it on film. Two copies is rare, about 1 in 50 people. One copy is common: roughly 1 in 4 carry it, and most never find out because almost nobody tests. So he rebuilt the routine. Less heavy lifting, more endurance and cardio, because cardiovascular fitness is one of the strongest levers an APOE4 carrier can pull against cognitive decline. He started learning an instrument with Ed Sheeran because new skill acquisition builds cognitive reserve. He added deliberate solitude because chronic stress accelerates the exact pathology he is racing. His grandfather had Alzheimer's. He watched it happen. Then a camera crew handed him the genetic receipt. The man with the most photographed body on earth is training for the one organ nobody can see.

So you hate waffles?

. @DeenTheGreat

You’re an obese Nazi

Eat lettuce, shit yourself to death. Eat some eggs, you might fucking die. I missed the part where poisoning our food “makes America healthy again.” This is what happens when you put the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet in charge. All you had to do was vote for the Black lady.

Y’all remember when Instagram actually had an end? You’d see “You’re all caught up” and just close the app.

this is what the kids are watching instead of suite life of zach & cody btw

WE LITERALLY KIDNAPPED THE PRESIDENT OF VENEZUELA AND YOU CLOWNS ARE CRYING ABOUT NETANYAHU???

I just discovered that they're using Google Maps to promote Brand New Day with Spider-Man sightings in NYC, he's actually real now! The fact that they having him fighting the Hand in the street is so cool

SHOULDN'T IT BE A BIGGER STORY THAT THE FBI IS ACTUALLY BLOCKED FROM INVESTIGATING ALL ICE RELATED INCIDENTS.🙄

If Erik Spoelstra averages just 42 wins for the rest of his contract, he will have more wins than Phil Jackson. If Erik Spoelstra wins just 1 more championship, he will be alone in the top 7 in history for championships (3 more to be top 5) Erik Spoelstra is already top 5 in finals appearances All this started with him being in Germany and then being the “video coordinator” in 1995. Insane run

The Epstein survivors are releasing their own list since Trump and Republicans are blocking it.

They're waiting until LeBron picks a team to announce Mitch McConnell is dead

I'm trying to figure out how we went from "reduce your carbon footprint" to building Al pollution factories in every city.

Niggas will argue with you on Twitter while asking for happy birthdays😭

The Israeli ambassador to the UN wants a US mayor arrested for his… speech. Totally normal.

Wonder if gutting FDA food-safety funding had anything to do with this...

These are acts of genocide.