Detective Douche

life's a bitch

quarantine day.... who knows anymore

Sometimes I look at my son and can’t believe he has blue eyes. Absolutely beautiful 🥹🥹🥹

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If this was out when Sydney was with her boyfriend I would’ve sent it to her 📞 music.apple.com/us/album/call-…

Can’t believe they basically only investigated the parents in the JonBenèt Ramsey case instead of anybody around and or involved with the family. Lazy work😖

Maci came out to the living room and said “Jordyn in case you want any popcorn.. I ate it all” gee thanks I didn’t think I’d get any but the way you started that made it sound like I would 🥲🥲

I understand now why Sydney has 20,000 pictures on her phone

My dad thanked Sydney for carrying Harden for me 😂😂😂 “That was a nice thing of you to do for her!!” How funny and sweet

Just dropped my leftover salmon on the ground outside. Gonna kms

@shiannexxxx She was in the way to our house and texted us that too🤣🤣

We were just listening to a wedding song for Haley’s wedding and Sydney says “imagine having 2 mother in laws” good luck to whoever marries our littles! 🤣😘

Just finished gossip girl for the 2nd time. Kinda sad it’s over😪 Still hate Dan Humphrey.

@jennajo_22 It’s was so easy

jordyn is taking me snowboarding for the first time and she said she thinks i’m gonna be the easiest person she’s taught… i can’t wait to disappoint her

Just noticed Maci likes when people watch her cry she makes sure to let people know she’s crying so they can see it

jordyn slays with her new hair

@jennajo_22 Except for the fact that it’s all the way out in Bay City and we didn’t realize until we were home and I’m sure the restaurant was closed at that point😪 he stayed pretty late

@brefka32 thought you’d be the type to go back and get it😭

Nothing like leaving your leftovers in the box at the restaurant🥲