Bronwyn Delport

4 months till the wedding!!!!@galagosestate

@DerekthDerek Die is my Twitter account @BronnyT het die ander een delete

Who remembers Rascals sweets? Apparently they're being re-launched in SA. Is it wrong that this excites us?

My problem is I can't stay mad. I always end up forgiving people, even when they don't deserve it.

It's sad how the people you were once so close with can become just another stranger you don't know.

That fake laugh you do when you don't understand what someone just said to you.

How to tell someone their breath smells without hurting their feelings... "Well I'm bored, let's go brush our teeth!"

"@funnyortruth: We don't lose friends. We just learn who our real ones are."

Life doesn't have a remote, get up and change it yourself.

I'm going to start eating healthy and working out - just not today.

"@funnyortruth: When I find it, I don't need it. When I need it, I can't find it."

"@funnyortruth: Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired."

"@funnyortruth: Love people, not things. Use things, not people."

"@funnyortruth: Profile pictures: What people want you to think they look like. Tagged pictures: What they actually look like."

"@funnyortruth: You know you are in trouble when your mom screams your whole name."